FOX News Host Greg Gutfeld: Jim Carrey lost to a dead man (Watch Video)

Washington Examiner ^ | 03/29/2013 | Charlie Spiering

[JaguarXKE]

Dear Jim,
So you want some of my money for your next movie? You'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands (along with my Springfield XDS .45!!)

[Caipirabob]

Welcome to "Club Obscurity" Jimmy-boy!

[ozzymandus]

You’re thinking of Drew Carey.

[blueunicorn6]

Oh, yeah, Drew Carey is the funny one.

[blueunicorn6]

Curly is a lot better looking, too.

[longtermmemmory]

Carry just destroy, at least damaged, the careers of those involved in the kick ass movie due in august.

if anything they should table it and try and reslice around him.

[Gritty]

Maybe Carrey's next blockbuster ought to be titled "The Grinch Who Stole The Constitution".

It sure would fit.

[longtermmemmory]

“will do comedy for food.”

[Jack Hammer]

The Canadian Jim Carrey has made an entire career in America of stretching his mouth.

Little surprise, then, that he’s continued to stretch his mouth at the expense of Americans in his private life.

[kdot]

Right on, Flyer!

[TigersEye]

Canada already has enough cheese.

[EQAndyBuzz]

Another comic going the Ed Asner route.

[Conserev1]

Does he not play both Bevis and Butthead!
Sure would be a good role for the jerk!

[zerosix]

Jim Carrey, Jim Carry, Jim Carrie.

Who is this guy and why should I care about his opinion on a truly great actor, Charleston Heston?

Sounds like someone who wanted to be an actor, couldn't act so he videoed himself (like preteens do) to get noticed by making fun of a Shakespearean, Oscar winning actor, who acted for decades before becoming head of the NRA.

[cyn]

He did a great job of exposing himself, just kept digging that hole.

Gutfeld showed he is the funnier guy:

“That’s why our country’s great, because washed-up comics have the right to suck,” said Gutfeld. “I love the first amendment, and Twitter especially—for it exposes the soft underbelly of the celebrity simple mind. They undo everything their publicists try to mask. The mystery is replaced by the moronic.”

[Slings and Arrows]

To mention Jim Carrey in the same sentence as Curly Howard is an insult to Curly. And mentioning. And sentences.

[Portcall24]

Not to split hairs (or hares) Drew Carey was in the Reserves. Still noteworthy in it’s own right. “After leaving the university, Carey enlisted into the United States Marine Corps Reserve in 1980 and served for six years. He relocated to Las Vegas for a few months in 1982, and for a short time worked as a bank teller and a waiter at Denny’s.”

[stevio]

"I love the first amendment, and Twitter especially--for it exposes the soft underbelly of the celebrity simple mind. They undo everything their publicists try to mask. The mystery is replaced by the moronic."

A true wordsmith that Gutfeld.

[Vermont Lt]

Yes, and I play basketball like Larry Bird without the talent.

[EEGator]

Still far more valiant than Captain Douchebag.(Jim Carrey) Who are you calling hare, Doc?