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Feds Spending $880,000 to Study Benefits of Snail Sex
CNS News ^ | 3/27/2013 | Matt Cover

Posted on 03/28/2013 8:57:25 AM PDT by SUPman

CNSNews.com) – The National Science Foundation awarded a grant for $876,752 to the University of Iowa to study whether there is any benefit to sex among New Zealand mud snails and whether that explains why any organism has sex.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: science
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1 posted on 03/28/2013 8:57:25 AM PDT by SUPman
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To: SUPman

If you’re an Obama voter this is vital information.


2 posted on 03/28/2013 9:05:05 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: SUPman
Jeez, only $80,000?? Jeez, I could have done the study for $3,000, I didn't need to spend $80,000 for it.

Now, what SEX Maniac wants to know about the sex life of a snail?? I don't...

3 posted on 03/28/2013 9:06:15 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (More Republicans stayed home then the margin of victory of O's Win...)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
"If you’re an Obama voter this is vital information."

Is slime involved?

4 posted on 03/28/2013 9:06:21 AM PDT by Truth29
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To: SUPman

I could have saved them all of this money. The benefits of snail sex are:

1. Snail satisfaction (assuming your snail partner has any level of skill and is not just a ‘slug’)
2. More snails


5 posted on 03/28/2013 9:07:23 AM PDT by Mich Patriot (PITCH BLACK is the new "transparent")
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OOPs 880,000 dollars, not 80,000 dollars...

And are we in a sequestor period??

6 posted on 03/28/2013 9:07:52 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (More Republicans stayed home then the margin of victory of O's Win...)
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To: Truth29
Slime is a prerequisite.
7 posted on 03/28/2013 9:08:57 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: SUPman

Well at least that’s $$880000.00 obama failed to give away to any of his anti-American terrorist friends


8 posted on 03/28/2013 9:09:14 AM PDT by faithhopecharity (()
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To: Truth29
"Is slime involved?"

Yes it is...the female produces it during snail foreplay.

9 posted on 03/28/2013 9:09:24 AM PDT by Mich Patriot (PITCH BLACK is the new "transparent")
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To: SUPman

Give me half of that, and I’ll study them!


10 posted on 03/28/2013 9:09:38 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

We can’t afford to open the white house for tours ... but can afford THIS !!??

I hate Obama.


11 posted on 03/28/2013 9:10:32 AM PDT by TexasFreeper2009 (Obama lied .. the economy died.)
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To: SUPman

There must be a tie-in to Global Warming, but I’m not sure what it is.


12 posted on 03/28/2013 9:10:45 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: SUPman

Somebody get this data to the Supreme Court today.


13 posted on 03/28/2013 9:12:52 AM PDT by mbarker12474 (If thine enemy offend thee, give his childe a drum.)
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To: SUPman
Them is snails?!? I asked fer Mountain Orsters!


14 posted on 03/28/2013 9:16:06 AM PDT by mbarker12474 (If thine enemy offend thee, give his childe a drum.)
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To: SUPman

A true news agency would be doing FOIA’s on these types. The real story is who actually got that money, and for what.


15 posted on 03/28/2013 9:17:37 AM PDT by GSAonce
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To: Mich Patriot

they like it really slow


16 posted on 03/28/2013 9:19:44 AM PDT by MNDude (I survived the sequester!)
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To: Mich Patriot

3. French food staple prices go down...


17 posted on 03/28/2013 9:19:53 AM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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To: SUPman

...and the tiny male snail was heard to say, “make it hurt”


18 posted on 03/28/2013 9:20:21 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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It would be interesting to see if anyone getting money for this crap were part of the Obama campaign’s get out the vote in Iowa.


19 posted on 03/28/2013 9:25:01 AM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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To: Doogle

I read the article and am now an expert on the subject of non sexual reproduction. Cloning oneself as a means of reproduction is a dead end. As is homosexuality, a dead end.


20 posted on 03/28/2013 9:26:32 AM PDT by Louis Foxwell (Better the devil we can destroy than the Judas we must tolerate.)
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