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British School Bans Triangle Shaped Pastries As Weapons
breitbart ^
| march 26, 2013
Posted on 03/26/2013 1:57:21 PM PDT by lowbridge
A school's decision to ban triangular flapjacks after a pupil was hurt has been labelled "half-baked" by the Health and Safety Executive. It follows an incident at Castle View School in Canvey Island, Essex, when a boy was hit in the face by a flapjack. Catering staff at the school have been told only to serve square or rectangular flapjacks. The school said the "isolated accident" had led to a review of "the texture and shape of the flapjacks" provided.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: britain; england; greatbritain; guncontrol; secondamendment
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posted on
03/26/2013 1:57:21 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
To: lowbridge
OMG. Will they outlaw Doritos? Triangular shaped scones? Wedges of cake, pie, quiche? Bugles? This could become HUGH and SERIES if this outrage spreads to the USA.
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posted on
03/26/2013 2:00:16 PM PDT
by
NEMDF
To: lowbridge
Somebody throws a flapjack and you ban flapjacks instead of punishing the thrower.
We're not in Kansas anymore.
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posted on
03/26/2013 2:00:49 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
("Somebody has to be courageous enough to stand up to the bullies." --Dr. Ben Carson)
To: lowbridge
To: lowbridge
Does a civilization usually go FULL RETARD before it gets annihilated?
seems that way...
To: lowbridge
One square equals two triangle’s - double the threat. Or, don’t bake them so hard in the first place. IOW, what’s to prevent some kid cutting a very crispy square waffle into two triangles and throwing them? Or, one crispy square waffle has four times the chance of hitting someone in the eye.
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posted on
03/26/2013 2:04:37 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Next thing they'll outlaw are Mossad's deadly throwing blintzes.
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posted on
03/26/2013 2:04:57 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
To: lowbridge
In human medicine, psychiatry, and law enforcement, it is widely and generally known that some individuals are indeed just bat guano crazy. I think it’s safe to say that as a nation Great Britain has fallen into this category.
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posted on
03/26/2013 2:05:34 PM PDT
by
SpaceBar
To: lowbridge
Equilateral or Isosceles???
To: E. Pluribus Unum
I love The Onion, it’s a hilarious website.
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posted on
03/26/2013 2:07:32 PM PDT
by
Tea Party Terrorist
(Those who work for a living are now outnumbered by those who vote for a living.)
To: lowbridge
These people are actual idiots.
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posted on
03/26/2013 2:07:34 PM PDT
by
kjo
(+)
To: NEMDF
Will they outlaw Doritos? Triangular shaped scones? Wedges of cake, pie, quiche? Bugles?
You left out the most important one ... PIZZA!
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posted on
03/26/2013 2:08:14 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(HRC:"Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping,"-NKorea)
To: lowbridge
"The next time some homicidal maniac comes at you with a flapjack don't come crying to me."
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posted on
03/26/2013 2:08:48 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: kjo
Never bring a flapjack to a waffle fight.
To: NotYourAverageDhimmi
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posted on
03/26/2013 2:09:02 PM PDT
by
andyk
(I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
To: lowbridge
Rush was talking about this yesterday. What a bunch of loons.
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posted on
03/26/2013 2:09:18 PM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(For Jay Carney - I heard your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.)
To: Uncle Chip
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posted on
03/26/2013 2:09:45 PM PDT
by
Mugwump
To: andyk
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posted on
03/26/2013 2:10:26 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Tea Party Terrorist
If only it were The Onion.
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posted on
03/26/2013 2:10:50 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
("Somebody has to be courageous enough to stand up to the bullies." --Dr. Ben Carson)
To: lowbridge
Remember, this is the authority that mandated only five holes in a saltshaker because people were putting too much salt on their fish and chips.
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posted on
03/26/2013 2:11:50 PM PDT
by
Sender
(It's never too late to be who you could have been.)
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