U of Tennessee to feature lesbian bondage expert as part of $20,000 sex week

campusreform.org ^ | March 8, 2013 | Scott Greer

[ilovesarah2012]

The University of Tennessee is set to spend $20,000 of student funds on a “sex week” beginning April 7, which will feature a “Golden Condom Scavenger Hunt” and an “interactive workshop” from self-described “lesbian BDSM (Bondage, Discipline, Sadism, and Masochism) expert” Sinclair Sexsmith.

A flyer for the University of Tennessee's "sex week" that is set to include a lecture entitled "How Many Licks Does it Take…."

The Golden Condom Scavenger Hunt is described on the event’s official website as a campus-wide search for a golden condom.

[Joe 6-pack]

I'm always aroused by your writing. When are you starting, 50 Shades of Laz?

[Travis McGee]

[Buckeye McFrog]

You know the next time they play in Tuscaloosa the crowd is gonna throw 70,000 condoms on the field...

[panzerkamphwageneinz]

You must be an LSU fan.....Junior and Lulu are epic in LSU lore......

[tnlibertarian]

Thanks. One of my biggest dillemas during football season is who to cheer against during the USC-Notre Dame game.

It's hard to gain any momentum when you have a top 30 recruiting class and that puts you 12th in the SEC.

[BlueLancer]

Interviewer: These children are going to the most glamorous of all summer camps: Camp Mohawk. There's a two year waiting list and every child has to be voted in. On top of that it costs $1,000 a week to to go to Camp Mohawk. The question is, is it worth a $1,000 a week?

Tripper: [walks over] It sure is. It's the best darn camp there is.

Interviewer: Well, are you connected with Camp Mohawk?

Tripper: Well, I think so, I'm the program director; Jerry Aldini.

Interviewer: Well, how do you justify a $1,000 a week.

Tripper: Well, we have some special programs. Uh, we're doing Shakespeare in the Round again this year, of course. Uh, our political round table, Henry Kissinger will appear. Yasser Arafat is gonna come out, spend a weekend with the kids. Just rap with them.

Interviewer:" That's amazing!

Tripper: And the kids wanted animals. So this year, each camper will stalk and kill his own bear in our private wildlife preserve.

Interviewer: Are you sure the children can, uh, can hack that?

Tripper: We'll see. But, the real excitement, of course, is gonna come at the end of the summer, uh, during Sexual Awareness Week. We import 200 hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and $2,000 cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can and the winner, of course, is named King of Sexual Awareness Week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends.

Interviewer: That's incredible.

[dfwgator]

What’s really funny is that now Dooley and Monte Kiffin are on the staff of the Dallas Cowboys.

[ilovesarah2012]

Meatballs! Loved that movie. I actually have the DVD.

[x]

Those people are always looking to recruit Volunteers.

[GOPJ]

If you think that’s bad - check out #16 - that’s the real picture...

[Lazamataz]

I'd hit it.

[dfwgator]

I'd hit it like Lawrence Wright hit Joey Kent.....

[dennisw]

[Slings and Arrows]

Now we know where to find Janet Napolitano.

[Slings and Arrows]

Movie was “East of Eden.” Don’t thank me.

[Daffynition]

They have a way to go to catch up to Yale.

http://www.businessinsider.com/sex-and-god-at-yale-2012-11

[Abathar]

Thanks for THAT mental image...

[Slings and Arrows]

Don’t mention it. ;^)

[GOPJ]

LOL - good one Laz...

[MuttTheHoople]

Mississippi State, but we know all about Junior and Lulu and the LSU guy who shot the pic. He was in front of a bunch of Tennessee fans during the SEC championship, and when LSU scored the game-clinching touchdown, he just turned around and shot a picture. What followed was classic. They make the rounds.