How to thwart the Maryland Gun Registry

Me | 3/7/2013 | Sensei

[Sensei Ern]

Given the recent law in Maryland, and the recent story about the 6 year old who got in trouble, I propose that everyone buy a poptart, bite it into the shape of a "gun" and register it.

[Sensei Ern]

Simple, but effective, no?

[mnehring]

Just say it is a AR47 Glock
It is what the media calls everything anyway.

[gwjack]

This would be Cloward-Piven reduced to absurdity. Is there a cost for registering?

Gwjack

[45semi]

[driftdiver]

Would that count as manufacturing a firearm?

[Right Wing Assault]

The bakers need to stamp serial numbers on them. Or should that be cereal numbers?

[Right Wing Assault]

But what happens when they come knocking on our doors to confiscate our poptarts? Should we shoot them with a poptart? Should we eat the poptart? Should we toast them and then yell, “You’re going to have to pry my nice warm poptart from my cold dead hand!”

We’re going to have to prepare for that day! ;-)

[TigersEye]

Tell them you switched to Toaster Strudel!

[TigersEye]

I own a high-capacity toaster!

Come and get it, coppers!

[Blood of Tyrants]

Take plastic water guns and demand they be registered.

[ConservativeInPA]

I prefer a more direct approach. I live 40 minutes from the border of MD. If you want help from the north, folks in MD need to shoot their pop tarts at anyone that tries to take them. Resist registration of pop tarts.

Shoot your pop tart any one that is involved in the registration process. This will immediately shut down the registration process.

For those that have registered, they have the ability to redeem themselves by shooting their pop tarts when the knock on the door occurs to confiscate their pop tarts.

Only then will the pussies of MD receive help from free states.

[Right Wing Assault]

NO ONE needs to be able to toast SIX poptarts! And that thing looks AUTOMATIC!

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

“NO ONE needs to be able to toast SIX poptarts!...”

SIX! No one needs more than 2 at a time...make ‘em reload! Make it felonous to have more than one 2-slice toasters...

And to that, I say to MD, NY, NJ, CA, CO, and all the other alphebet states that want to go to hell because they want to unConstitutionally violate the 2nd Amendment...

GO TO HELL!

[20yearvet]

Can I get $50 for my pop tart gun at the gun buy back?

[One Name]

Funny you should mention “toaster”. It happens to be a gangland slang term for federally prohibited kitchen devices.

It fairly reeks of criminal intent.

Perhaps you can be flipped to disclose other unlawful pastry traffickers.

I’d be countin’ the lifeboats now if I were you...

[TEXOKIE]

Eat the poptart in front of them and then tell them they can have it a few hours later...

[mylife]

I believe Canadians did something along those lines.
They flooded the system with bogus registrations and literally overloaded the system.

Ironic justice that it is a Sal Alinsky style tactic.

[Vendome]

I mock you...

Evil do gooder....

[TigersEye]

It’s a FULL AUTO toaster. It’s better than full auto even... every single pop tart is fired simultaneously! Hot and ready to eat. I want a bigger one. I’ll pay good black market cash for a 50 round toaster. FReep-mail me!

[TigersEye]

I’m sneaking up to Wyoming this weekend to by a truckload of toasters. I will hide them in bales of straw. I’m a straw buyer.