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Heart Attack Grill spokesman dies from heart attack
http://m.lvsun.com/ ^ | February 11 2013 | Paul Takahashi

Posted on 02/12/2013 11:51:00 AM PST by Para-Ord.45

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To: allmendream

>>THAT scores a 10 on the Alannis Morriset Irony scale! <<

Since there is not a single ironic tale in her song, she should check this story out.


21 posted on 02/12/2013 12:17:34 PM PST by freedumb2003 (I learned everything I needed to know about racism from Colin Powell)
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To: Para-Ord.45

I am rethinking open my “Bludgeoned Slowly to Death” Grill restaurant chain.


22 posted on 02/12/2013 12:19:51 PM PST by freedumb2003 (I learned everything I needed to know about racism from Colin Powell)
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To: freedumb2003

That is the ultimate irony, she wrote a song entitled “isn’t it ironic?” and didn’t manage to come up with a single example - that scored a 10 also!

“Isn’t it ironic?”

No.

“Don’t you think?”

No, I don’t.

“A little too ironic”

Unfortunate doesn’t equal ironic!


23 posted on 02/12/2013 12:26:24 PM PST by allmendream (Tea Party did not send GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism)
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To: freedumb2003; Slings and Arrows; Salamander


24 posted on 02/12/2013 12:26:33 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Para-Ord.45
The more I look at it, the more I want to attempt to eat one.

I've seen the day when I may have been able to eat one (Past tense). The older I get, the less I eat, I'm 67 now and buffets are a waste of money for me..

I'd go into a buffet and eat a couple platefuls and debate whether to go back for the third, knowing that if I ate the third heaping plateful, I might not be able to eat a whole plateful of desert.

25 posted on 02/12/2013 12:26:47 PM PST by Graybeard58 (_.. ._. .. _. _._ __ ___ ._. . ___ ..._ ._ ._.. _ .. _. .)
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To: stylecouncilor; windcliff

...ping....


26 posted on 02/12/2013 12:29:00 PM PST by onedoug
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To: Para-Ord.45

Ugh... strong family history too. I have seen healthy looking folks who take care of themselves get taken out by their first heart attack too. Might as well enjoy life, mortality rate 100 percent. I think I would rather go out eating a steak than wasting away from other diseases. The first guy died of strep pneumo... lots of that going around, usually as a secondary event.


27 posted on 02/12/2013 12:30:14 PM PST by momincombatboots (Back to West by G-d Virginia.)
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To: allmendream

Too bad Morisette doesn’t know the difference between irony and simile.


28 posted on 02/12/2013 12:31:33 PM PST by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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To: shibumi

I like it when bad people get set on fire.


29 posted on 02/12/2013 12:33:19 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Para-Ord.45

Irony: The Mark of Quality Literature


30 posted on 02/12/2013 12:34:25 PM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: allmendream

My brother relabeled the song “things that suck.”


31 posted on 02/12/2013 12:35:03 PM PST by freedumb2003 (I learned everything I needed to know about racism from Colin Powell)
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To: Para-Ord.45

I would have to make at least four meals out of that monster! Fries aren’t done enough, either.


32 posted on 02/12/2013 12:35:13 PM PST by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: Para-Ord.45

Police, anxious to iron out things related to this attack, and get to the heart of the matter, grilled the restaurant owner.


33 posted on 02/12/2013 12:42:20 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: TSgt

Yes, this one guy weighed 180 pounds, and yes, he died of a heart attack.

Try this for comparison: “Anyone can get AIDS.”


34 posted on 02/12/2013 12:42:52 PM PST by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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To: allmendream

One of my favorite rules of thumb is that the term “irony” is misused, often because of simple laziness, more than 90% of the time. What they are really trying to describe is usually coincidence; “poetic justice” would be next.


35 posted on 02/12/2013 12:47:27 PM PST by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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To: TexasCajun

A little skimpy on the fries there...


36 posted on 02/12/2013 12:48:38 PM PST by meyer (When people fear the government, you have Tyranny)
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To: Para-Ord.45

At least they’ll never be accused of false advertising!

I was in Vegas a few weeks ago and saw the place. They have a scale out front and if you weigh over 350 you eat free!


37 posted on 02/12/2013 12:50:03 PM PST by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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To: Para-Ord.45

What they didn’t mention was that he was doing fine, until one of the Grill’s “slutty nurse waitresses” gave him a lap dance.


38 posted on 02/12/2013 12:51:44 PM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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To: jiggyboy

"I, Ronnie!"

39 posted on 02/12/2013 12:52:05 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Para-Ord.45

Regardless of cardiovascular ailments the older I get the less I like greasy foods like bacon, breakfast sausage, salami and the like however I will never be a total vegan subsisting on ‘rabbit food only’. Plus I’d like to stay away from hospitals and expensive medical costs. I’d like to die in my sleep when the Lord calls me and avoid all that mess but a massive, fatal MI isn’t too bad of a 2nd exit option.


40 posted on 02/12/2013 12:52:28 PM PST by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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