Posted on 02/03/2013 9:29:04 PM PST by ReformationFan
in the real world the quickest way from a to b is a straight line.
oops i guess geometry is homophobic.
Okay...so now I’m playing straight man to your punchlines, eh?
;D
So is geography! Straits of Hormuz, Straits of Dover, Bering straits etc
Straight up the yin yang
Because the only career path for such a major is liberal college professor. The degree certainly has no utility in the real world.
This came up a few years ago at our local town festival. A local gay guy decided he didn't feel comfortable going to the festival because "his people" weren't represented.
So he set about to have included in the festival schedule, events denoted as "gay activities". He couldn't understand why the organizers would not allow such an entry to be put in the schedule.
He kept standing there at the meeting and saying it was discrimination. The people running the meeting told him it was exactly the opposite. See, they explained the listed activities on the schedule were for ALL people not just a limited few. Still he did not recognize the hypocrisy of his stance.
Finally someone told him "straight" up that his idea of denoting activities would sound like the committee was limiting the events to people of a certain sexual orientation of course he said it wouldn't then the person asked: "Well, what would the public think if we listed events as "Black" Activities, or "African American Activities"? He looked taken aback and while he stood there trying to think of something to say, someone in the back of the crowd shouted: "What the hell IS a "gay activity" anyhow? Bobbing for sausage? Naked Leapfrog?" and then the room exploded with laughter and the gay guy stormed out, never to be heard from again.
I wish someone would have videoed it. It was priceless!
I just HATE when things like this happen!!!
Genesis 18:20-21
20. Then the LORD said, "The outcry against Sodom and Gomorrah is so great and their sin so grievous
21. that I will go down and see if what they have done is as bad as the outcry that has reached me. If not, I will know."
Genesis 19:4-7
4. Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom--both young and old--surrounded the house.
5. They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them."
6. Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him
7. and said, "No, my friends. Don't do this wicked thing.
Isaiah 3:9 The look on their faces testifies against them; they parade their sin like Sodom; they do not hide it. Woe to them! They have brought disaster upon themselves.
2 Peter 2:13b Their idea of pleasure is to carouse in broad daylight. They are blots and blemishes, reveling in their pleasures while they feast with you.
Ezekiel 16:49-50
49. "`Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy.
50. They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen.
1. But there were also false prophets among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you. They will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the sovereign Lord who bought them--bringing swift destruction on themselves.
2. Many will follow their shameful ways and will bring the way of truth into disrepute.
3. In their greed these teachers will exploit you with stories they have made up. Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping.
4. For if God did not spare angels when they sinned, but sent them to hell, putting them into gloomy dungeons to be held for judgment;
5. if he did not spare the ancient world when he brought the flood on its ungodly people, but protected Noah, a preacher of righteousness, and seven others;
6. if he condemned the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah by burning them to ashes, and made them an example of what is going to happen to the ungodly;
7. and if he rescued Lot, a righteous man, who was distressed by the filthy lives of lawless men
8. (for that righteous man, living among them day after day, was tormented in his righteous soul by the lawless deeds he saw and heard)--
9. if this is so, then the Lord knows how to rescue godly men from trials and to hold the unrighteous for the day of judgment, while continuing their punishment.
10. This is especially true of those who follow the corrupt desire of the sinful nature and despise authority. Bold and arrogant, these men are not afraid to slander celestial beings;
11. yet even angels, although they are stronger and more powerful, do not bring slanderous accusations against such beings in the presence of the Lord.
12. But these men blaspheme in matters they do not understand. They are like brute beasts, creatures of instinct, born only to be caught and destroyed, and like beasts they too will perish.
13. They will be paid back with harm for the harm they have done. Their idea of pleasure is to carouse in broad daylight. They are blots and blemishes, reveling in their pleasures while they feast with you.
But there IS hope!!!
1 Corinthians 6:9-11
9. Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived:
Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders
10. nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
11. And that is what some of you were. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God.
If you could NOT change, you would be in most pitiful shape...
Only if they come from a cereal killer...
VERY encouraging to see you outside a particular ‘flavor’ of thread. Kudos.
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My family raised chickens when I was growing up, we had chicken very frequently, so much so that by age 10, I decided that was enough of that. My parents were alright with that but made no special effort to provide me with a different meat.
That’s about when I learned to appreciate vegetables, plenty of which, we always had. To this day, chicken is the only food, meat or veggie, that I will not eat.
I don’t recall ever having Ovaltine, though I may have as a kid and have just forgotten about it.
The tag line occurred to me after watching that Christmas show for the umpteenth time, where the kid wanted a b.b. gun for Christmas. It’s difficult to read because F.R.’s format won’t allow for double spacing between words. Someone has suggested that I use “/” between words but if anyone’s curious enough, the whole thing can be copied and pasted into the translator at:
http://morsecode.scphillips.com/jtranslator.html
Mark 1:20
And straightway he called them: and they left their father Zebedee in the ship with the hired servants, and went after him.
Bands, lots of American flags, honor guards, antique cars, fire trucks, army vehicles, ROTC marching, typical small town parade.
The queers were marching in the parade. They had a rainbow banner and were really flaunting their decadent lifestyle. The spectators, much given to whooping it up to the bands, etc., went completely silent as the fags marched by. It was as if the homos were surrounded by a cone of silence.
As a reminder, Queers: "We are the 3.4%."
Not even free range????
Because the only career path for such a major is liberal college professor. The degree certainly has no utility in the real world.
Sadly he makes a ton more than most in the real world. He probably makes at least 150K a year. Life is really unfair.
Interesting. We had 16 pounds of chicken wings this weekend. 4 pounds baked with Sweet Baby Ray’s barbecue sauce and 12 pounds deep fried and coated in butter/Frank’s Hot Sauce.
It's the second law of homosexuality:
To the mentally healthy (heterosexual), sex is something you do.
To the mentally diseased ('homosexual'), sex is everything you are.
i guess you can’t draw a line with a STRAIGHT edge.
geography STRAITS of .....
dire STRAIGHTS?
If it shows up; you KNOW I’ll be hittin’ it!
;^)
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