Posted on 01/31/2013 4:42:41 AM PST by onyx
Edited on 01/31/2013 5:53:10 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
WASHINGTON — Is your workplace getting shot up by a crazed gunman?
No problem — just grab a pair of scissors and fight back!
That’s some of the helpful advice in a new instructional video from the Department of Homeland Security that was posted on the agency’s Web site just a month after the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
LOL. Yeah.
I can’t believe they put that on their website.
You’re so right. Those people are right at home federally employed.
They’re worthless in the private sector.
Our tax dollars at work. Outrageous.
Thank you, I feel sorry for myself and wish we didn’t have to hear that politician-worship all the time...
The thing is, she wasn’t even that smart before — and would rehearse/memorize her lines/script and spew the usual (”global warming” blah blah). She was always a puppet, but obviously, even more so now. I’m sick of seeing the creepy, adulterer (cheated on his wife to be with Gabby, if you see the original “timeline” which has now been scrubbed) with his hand on her back/mouthing her lines, like she’s literally a puppet.
LOL
If in a gun-free zone, try wasp spray - shoots further than pepper spray and more damaging.
But we remember it.
That line of his ought to be thrown in his face!
I didn’t know that she was the mistress. Now she’s a saint.
My first reaction to this bit of news:
My second reaction:
I'm not in a good mood for a third.........*Need coffee*
Ack Sharkey!
But what about my Gordon Freeman style crowbar?
Meh.
Make me a snake sammich!!!
Don't bug me when it's coffee that I need........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfjzf6cMEw
The crowbar even has a soundtrack!
LOL, we’ve been asking Melas who Opii’d to make us smamiches.
Fancy ones for the ladies too!
As for coffee, I can help with that.
Any active shooter that comes after me or my class is going to get a face full of hydrochloric acid.
Too bad you don’t have a length of pipe and some acetylene gass, bubble a little of said gas onto the end of the pipe and then smack the badguy in the back of the head with it.
Oops, copper pipe.
Me an my typing.
She didn't sell out. She was ALWAYS against the rest of us having rights. She just got promoted to a better position from which to carry on the fight. Unless you're talking about her ENTIRE LIFE being a sellout against freedom.
I wish they made that wasp spray in little hand-held sprayers as the pepper. But I haven’t checked it out. Is it only available in the regular sized cans, do you know?
LOL!
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