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Homeland Security has advice for confronting mass murders: scissors (Idiots)
NY Post ^ | : 5:44 AM, January 31, 2013 | S.A. Miller

Posted on 01/31/2013 4:42:41 AM PST by onyx

Edited on 01/31/2013 5:53:10 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

WASHINGTON — Is your workplace getting shot up by a crazed gunman?

No problem — just grab a pair of scissors and fight back!

That’s some of the helpful advice in a new instructional video from the Department of Homeland Security that was posted on the agency’s Web site just a month after the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut.


(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Front Page News; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: banglist; democrats; dhs; dhsisajoke; fudhs; guncontrol; homelandsecurity; liberallunacy; notguns; scissors; secondamendment
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

LOL. Yeah.


81 posted on 01/31/2013 7:25:57 AM PST by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: onyx

I can’t believe they put that on their website.


82 posted on 01/31/2013 7:26:06 AM PST by Cold Case Posse Supporter
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To: rhubarbk

You’re so right. Those people are right at home federally employed.

They’re worthless in the private sector.


83 posted on 01/31/2013 7:27:31 AM PST by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: Cold Case Posse Supporter

Our tax dollars at work. Outrageous.


84 posted on 01/31/2013 7:29:48 AM PST by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: onyx

Thank you, I feel sorry for myself and wish we didn’t have to hear that politician-worship all the time...
The thing is, she wasn’t even that smart before — and would rehearse/memorize her lines/script and spew the usual (”global warming” blah blah). She was always a puppet, but obviously, even more so now. I’m sick of seeing the creepy, adulterer (cheated on his wife to be with Gabby, if you see the original “timeline” which has now been scrubbed) with his hand on her back/mouthing her lines, like she’s literally a puppet.


85 posted on 01/31/2013 7:33:24 AM PST by Borax Queen
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To: Darksheare

LOL


86 posted on 01/31/2013 7:34:11 AM PST by Borax Queen
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To: Portcall24

If in a gun-free zone, try wasp spray - shoots further than pepper spray and more damaging.


87 posted on 01/31/2013 7:52:01 AM PST by Help!
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To: Exit148

But we remember it.
That line of his ought to be thrown in his face!


88 posted on 01/31/2013 8:05:58 AM PST by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: Borax Queen

I didn’t know that she was the mistress. Now she’s a saint.


89 posted on 01/31/2013 8:07:06 AM PST by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: Darksheare; Borax Queen; onyx; DJ MacWoW
Enough with the sissy fangs and scissors......:-)

My first reaction to this bit of news:

My second reaction:

I'm not in a good mood for a third.........*Need coffee*

90 posted on 01/31/2013 8:57:20 AM PST by Lakeshark (!)
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To: Lakeshark; Borax Queen; onyx; DJ MacWoW

Ack Sharkey!

But what about my Gordon Freeman style crowbar?


91 posted on 01/31/2013 8:59:19 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare; Borax Queen; onyx; DJ MacWoW
Crowbars?

Meh.

Make me a snake sammich!!!

Don't bug me when it's coffee that I need........

92 posted on 01/31/2013 9:02:27 AM PST by Lakeshark (!)
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To: Borax Queen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfjzf6cMEw
The crowbar even has a soundtrack!


93 posted on 01/31/2013 9:02:52 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Lakeshark; Borax Queen; onyx; DJ MacWoW

LOL, we’ve been asking Melas who Opii’d to make us smamiches.
Fancy ones for the ladies too!

As for coffee, I can help with that.


94 posted on 01/31/2013 9:04:30 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: rockinqsranch
I am a science teacher in a middle school.

Any active shooter that comes after me or my class is going to get a face full of hydrochloric acid.

95 posted on 01/31/2013 9:09:19 AM PST by mware (By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West)
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To: mware

Too bad you don’t have a length of pipe and some acetylene gass, bubble a little of said gas onto the end of the pipe and then smack the badguy in the back of the head with it.


96 posted on 01/31/2013 9:12:07 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: mware

Oops, copper pipe.
Me an my typing.


97 posted on 01/31/2013 9:13:05 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: bert
The woman is ridiculous in her sell out and use as a pathetic prop.

She didn't sell out. She was ALWAYS against the rest of us having rights. She just got promoted to a better position from which to carry on the fight. Unless you're talking about her ENTIRE LIFE being a sellout against freedom.

98 posted on 01/31/2013 9:33:22 AM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: Help!

I wish they made that wasp spray in little hand-held sprayers as the pepper. But I haven’t checked it out. Is it only available in the regular sized cans, do you know?


99 posted on 01/31/2013 9:41:05 AM PST by Exit148
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts; onyx

LOL!


100 posted on 01/31/2013 9:43:52 AM PST by RedMDer (HEY LIBS! GUN FREE ZONE T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE NOW. I DARE YA!)
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