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Homeland Security has advice for confronting mass murders: scissors (Idiots)
NY Post ^
| : 5:44 AM, January 31, 2013
| S.A. Miller
Posted on 01/31/2013 4:42:41 AM PST by onyx
Edited on 01/31/2013 5:53:10 AM PST by Admin Moderator.
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WASHINGTON — Is your workplace getting shot up by a crazed gunman?
No problem — just grab a pair of scissors and fight back!
That’s some of the helpful advice in a new instructional video from the Department of Homeland Security that was posted on the agency’s Web site just a month after the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut.
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TOPICS: Front Page News; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: banglist; democrats; dhs; dhsisajoke; fudhs; guncontrol; homelandsecurity; liberallunacy; notguns; scissors; secondamendment
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posted on
01/31/2013 4:42:54 AM PST
by
onyx
To: onyx
“duck & cutter”
That’s funny
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posted on
01/31/2013 4:45:21 AM PST
by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: onyx
Seems legit to me. They are only trying to help.
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posted on
01/31/2013 4:45:28 AM PST
by
Travis McGee
(www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
To: onyx
Or take a minute and make a pot of hot coffee to throw in his face.
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posted on
01/31/2013 4:45:41 AM PST
by
albie
To: onyx
What planet are these people from?
To: onyx
Homeland Security has advice for confronting mass murders: scissors (Idiots)Scissors???!?
Suppose the crazed gunman has Rock? THEN WE LOSE!!!
I suggest, instead, Paper.
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posted on
01/31/2013 4:49:06 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
To: onyx
From the beginning of this insanity I’ve asked, “Why not pepper spray and/or taser?” Under lock and key within reach of trusted, and trained, administrators/teachers.
To: Travis McGee
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posted on
01/31/2013 4:50:00 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
To: Travis McGee
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posted on
01/31/2013 4:50:04 AM PST
by
onyx
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To: Portcall24
What’s the point of having substandard weapons, and having them locked up to boot?
How about allowing teachers to carry concealed? Problem solved.
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posted on
01/31/2013 4:50:41 AM PST
by
dinodino
To: onyx; ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas; Gilbo_3; Impy; NFHale; BillyBoy; fieldmarshaldj; ...
RE :”“
If you are caught out in the open and cannot conceal yourself or take cover, you might consider trying to overpower the shooter with whatever means are available,” says the narrator in the video, which shows an office worker pulling scissors out of a desk drawerThe video, titled “Options for Consideration,” also advises that people who get caught in an “active shooter” situation should run away, hide under a desk or take cover out of the line of fire” Gabby says it OK to use scissors to defend yourself!
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posted on
01/31/2013 4:51:34 AM PST
by
sickoflibs
(Losing to Dems and Obama is not a principle! Its just losing.)
To: onyx
Great advice. DHS can now cancel those big expensive orders for guns & ammo and buy truck loads of scissors. Hey, if its OK for us then it should be OK for them.
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posted on
01/31/2013 4:51:34 AM PST
by
556x45
To: Portcall24
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posted on
01/31/2013 4:52:38 AM PST
by
onyx
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To: Travis McGee
Too ironic. THEY, the crowd NOW in charge started out in the sixties with “QUESTION AUTHORITY”, and now look as they cover their....let’s just say CYA.
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posted on
01/31/2013 4:53:39 AM PST
by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
To: onyx
I love the vacant look in her eyes.
Take two grams of Soma and forget your troubles.
15
posted on
01/31/2013 4:53:39 AM PST
by
Travis McGee
(www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
To: MomofMarine
What planet are these people from?Planet Janet
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posted on
01/31/2013 4:54:17 AM PST
by
onyx
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To: onyx
So they are saying bring a pair of scissors to a gunfight!?
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posted on
01/31/2013 4:55:54 AM PST
by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
To: Travis McGee
I love the vacant look in her eyes.
Take two grams of Soma and forget your troubles. LOL. Yes! A total zombie. It's a perfect graphic. I had to put on my glasses to read the bottom part. At first glance, I thought it read, "A Message from the Ministry of Homeland Security"!
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posted on
01/31/2013 4:57:55 AM PST
by
onyx
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To: sickoflibs
Gabby? ....Goofy is a better description.
The woman is ridiculous in her sell out and use as a pathetic prop.
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posted on
01/31/2013 4:58:05 AM PST
by
bert
((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 .....The fairest Deduction to be reduced is the Standard Deduction)
To: onyx
Big Sis also reminds us all, as a matters of Homeland Security, to never run with a pair of scissors, even when running away from a terrorist.
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posted on
01/31/2013 4:59:22 AM PST
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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