Drunk driver didn't know she was naked, Sparta cops say

NJ.com ^

[SMGFan]

— When would-be police enter training, they're taught to be prepared for just about anything. But it's a safe bet "naked drivers" don't show up anywhere on the academy syllabus.

Sparta police say a drunken, seemingly confused and almost completely nude woman crashed into a home's stone retaining wall early Friday morning.

At 12:53 a.m., a resident of Grove Terrace, in the Lake Mohawk section of the township, contacted police to say a white Volkswagen Jetta had just crashed into a stone retaining wall, then fled the scene, Sgt. John-Paul Beebe said.

[RightOnline]

[slaps forehead] “....dang.....KNEW I forgot something....”

[GeronL]

Sounds like she was legally intoxicated times 100

[billorites]

"she put her dress on inside-out, he said."

Seriously, who among us hasn't felt a little flustered during a traffic stop.

[for-q-clinton]

Guilty:

[JRios1968]

More details, including pics:
http://www.capitalbay.com/headline/299500-woman-arrested-after-drunken-hit-and-run-while-wearing-an-unzipped-leather-jacket-and-nothing-else.html

[JRios1968]

[Opinionated Blowhard]

I don't know what it is with some people who like to strip down then they are drunk. I knew a guy who did and it put him in a lot of embarrassing situations. Thank God I never was one of them.

[UCANSEE2]

Thanks for posting the article.

” contacted police to say a white Volkswagen Jetta had just crashed into a stone retaining wall, then fled the scene,...”

...leaving the poor woman still standing there, naked and helpless.

[painter]

I don’t know,I think she is nice looking.

[skinkinthegrass]

Thank God I never was one of them.that you could / would remember....LOL! :-D...

[massgopguy]

The blonde looks hammered too. Where is this party and when’s the next one?

[a fool in paradise]

Not naked: When an officer stopped Catherine Giaquinto she insisted she wasn't nude, despite only wearing an unzipped leather jacket

[a fool in paradise]

She was finally charged with driving while intoxicated, refusal to submit to breath testing, leaving the scene of an accident, failure to report an accident, careless driving, failure to wear a seatbelt and a documentation violation.

Her attorney ought to at least be able to get them to drop the seatbelt charge.

[TalBlack]

Ya’ gotta’ love a gal who don’t know when she’s naked.

‘Course your friends will too...

[a fool in paradise]

I don't know what it is with some people who like to strip down then they are drunk.

"Has anybody seen my pants?"

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Any mention od Ambien?

[SpinnerWebb]

These are not the pics we were looking for.... move along.

[BBell]

Maybe she was drinking tequila

She said I'm going out with my girlfriends Marguerita's at the holiday inn Oh have mercy my only thought Was tequila makes her clothes fall off I told her put an extra layer on I know what happens when she drinks patron? Her closets missing half the things she bought Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink

Them panty hose aint gonna last too long If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on She might come home in a table cloth Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch A bridal shower with Bacardi punch Jello shooters full of Smirnoff But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink

She don't mean nothing She just havin fun Tomorrow she say oh what have I done Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off

[Uncle Miltie]

"Drunk driver didn't know she was naked, Sparta cops say"

Naked surely is "Spartan" attire!

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