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Drunk driver didn't know she was naked, Sparta cops say
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Posted on 01/21/2013 1:25:06 PM PST by SMGFan
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posted on
01/21/2013 1:25:10 PM PST
by
SMGFan
To: SMGFan
[slaps forehead] “....dang.....KNEW I forgot something....”
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posted on
01/21/2013 1:30:26 PM PST
by
RightOnline
(I am Andrew Breitbart!)
To: SMGFan
Sounds like she was legally intoxicated times 100
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posted on
01/21/2013 1:30:41 PM PST
by
GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)
To: SMGFan
"she put her dress on inside-out, he said."Seriously, who among us hasn't felt a little flustered during a traffic stop.
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posted on
01/21/2013 1:31:53 PM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: SMGFan
Guilty:
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posted on
01/21/2013 1:31:56 PM PST
by
for-q-clinton
(If at first you don't succeed keep on sucking until you do succeed)
To: SMGFan; Lazamataz; GQuagmire
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posted on
01/21/2013 1:32:11 PM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: for-q-clinton
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posted on
01/21/2013 1:33:47 PM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: SMGFan
I don't know what it is with some people who like to strip down then they are drunk. I knew a guy who did and it put him in a lot of embarrassing situations. Thank God I never was one of them.
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posted on
01/21/2013 1:34:21 PM PST
by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: SMGFan
Thanks for posting the article.
” contacted police to say a white Volkswagen Jetta had just crashed into a stone retaining wall, then fled the scene,...”
...leaving the poor woman still standing there, naked and helpless.
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posted on
01/21/2013 1:36:46 PM PST
by
UCANSEE2
To: for-q-clinton
I don’t know,I think she is nice looking.
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posted on
01/21/2013 1:36:46 PM PST
by
painter
(Obamahood,"Steal from the working people and give to the worthless.")
To: Opinionated Blowhard
Thank God I never was one of them.that you could / would remember....LOL! :-D...![](http://th280.photobucket.com/albums/kk197/RetiredApachePilot/Smiley%20Faces/th_type.gif)
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posted on
01/21/2013 1:37:09 PM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(who'll take tomorrow,spend it all today;who can take your income,tax it all away..0'Bozo man can :-)
To: JRios1968
The blonde looks hammered too. Where is this party and when’s the next one?
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posted on
01/21/2013 1:39:21 PM PST
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: SMGFan; Revolting cat!
Not naked: When an officer stopped Catherine Giaquinto she insisted she wasn't nude, despite only wearing an unzipped leather jacket
To: SMGFan; Slings and Arrows
She was finally charged with driving while intoxicated, refusal to submit to breath testing, leaving the scene of an accident, failure to report an accident, careless driving, failure to wear a seatbelt and a documentation violation. Her attorney ought to at least be able to get them to drop the seatbelt charge.
To: RightOnline
Ya’ gotta’ love a gal who don’t know when she’s naked.
‘Course your friends will too...
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posted on
01/21/2013 1:45:01 PM PST
by
TalBlack
(Evil doesn't have a day job.)
To: Opinionated Blowhard
I don't know what it is with some people who like to strip down then they are drunk. "Has anybody seen my pants?"
To: SMGFan
To: JRios1968
These are not the pics we were looking for.... move along.
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posted on
01/21/2013 1:54:03 PM PST
by
SpinnerWebb
(In 2012 you will awaken from your HOPEnosis and have no recollection of this... "Constitution")
To: SMGFan
Maybe she was drinking tequila
She said I'm going out with my girlfriends Marguerita's at the holiday inn Oh have mercy my only thought Was tequila makes her clothes fall off I told her put an extra layer on I know what happens when she drinks patron? Her closets missing half the things she bought Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
She'll start by kicking out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink
Them panty hose aint gonna last too long If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on She might come home in a table cloth Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
She can handle any champagne brunch A bridal shower with Bacardi punch Jello shooters full of Smirnoff But tequila makes her clothes fall off
She'll start by kicking out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink
She don't mean nothing She just havin fun Tomorrow she say oh what have I done Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
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posted on
01/21/2013 1:54:44 PM PST
by
BBell
(And Now for Something Completely Different)
To: SMGFan
"Drunk driver didn't know she was naked, Sparta cops say" Naked surely is "Spartan" attire!
< rimshot >
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posted on
01/21/2013 1:55:29 PM PST
by
Uncle Miltie
(Before we argue, are you approved to speak by the Bureau of Alcohol, Firearms and Speech?)
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