Woman auctions off her virginity

Albany Times Union ^ | October 25, 2012 | Kristi Gustafson Barlette

[ConservativeStatement]

I would do a lot of things to raise money. Some, I’m sure, may even be a little demoralizing, but not as ridiculous as putting your virginity on the line.

That’s what Catarina Migliorini did. The 20-year-old from Brazil auctioned off her virginity to the tune of 780 grand. A man from Japan is the “lucky” winner.

[ConservativeStatement]

She has her own version of Habitat for Humanity.

[Chickensoup]

Better than a pizza and a six pack in the back of Hyundi.

[crosshairs]

If it’s a man from Japan, she may still have her virginity when they’re done. If you know what I mean.

[Gertie]

Well, if he’s got the “yen” to. Can’t imagine the “powdering” and “patting” this kind of “jack” is going to create.

[count-your-change]

Everytime she needs money she has another auction.

[shove_it]

Judge her guilt or innocence from her portfolio of semi-naughty fotos at the linked article.

I’m leaning NOT GUILTY.

[Beagle8U]

ROTFLMAO!

[jsanders2001]

Just when you think you’ve heard it all someone proves you don’t have to be smart to get rich. If I were her I wouldn’t take any checks...

[Joe 6-pack]

Sounds like the kind of transaction where both parties get gouged.

[DManA]

She’s a copy cat. Some women already did this 3-5 years ago.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Based on the pictures, he should toss in another $1,000 for a gym membership and set the date for a year from now.

[defal33]

80 year old virgin says to her doctor “ I think I got Crabs”. After examining the patient the doctor replies “those aren’t crabs, those are FRUIT FLIES”! LOL

[Mr. K]

Looking at the photos, I would suggest getting a medical inspection first

[ArrogantBustard]

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

[Izzy Dunne]

you don’t have to be smart to get rich.

You don't have to be smart to go broke, either. Some schmuck is out $780 grand, for one night, where she doesn't even know what she's doing?

[sodpoodle]

As long as she is not asking the public to pay for birth control.

[ruesrose]

Besides, if he discovers she was not a virgin, he has no way to prove it.

[ConservativeStatement]

Something about “Sixteen Candles”? :-)

[LearsFool]

Whore.

[andy58-in-nh]

It may not be entirely unreasonable to wonder whether the young miss pictured above is presenting herself in the same fallacious manner of a pre-owned vehicle parked in the "New Car" lot.