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'World's Worst Airline' Launches Online Booking (Masochistic Tourists Take Note)
The Telegraph ^ | 24 Oct 2012

Posted on 10/24/2012 7:17:09 PM PDT by DogByte6RER

'World's worst airline' launches online booking

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Air Koryo, the North Korean carrier described as “the world’s worst airline”, has finally moved into the digital age with its first online booking service.

The state-owned airline, which is the only one in the world with just one star according to the ranking service Skytrax, now sells flights from Pyongyang to Beijing and Shenyang in China, and Vladivostok in Russia, on its website.

The website (www.airkoryo.com.kp/en), which launched in August, promises “easier, quicker, reliable booking and ticketing services.”

Early reports seems to suggest the website is unlikely to help the North Korean flag carrier shake its one-star rating, however. Users have already reported slow response speeds, with some searches not offering any availability for flights, while others result in an error message appearing on the screen.

The one-star rating, according to Skytrax, is reserved for airlines that offer a “very poor quality performance… with poor, inconsistent standards of ….service …in on-board and airport environments.”

According to Reuters, the majority of the Air Koryo’s fleet consists of Russian-made Tupolev aircraft, although older planes constructed in the former Soviet Union are used for domestic flights.

The majority of its aircraft are banned from operating in the EU.

While it is the only airline to have the one-star rating, there are 29 functioning airlines listed with a two-star Skytrax rating, defined as representing “poor, inconsistent standards.”

Air Zimbabwe, Bulgaria Air and Ryanair are among the airlines listed in this category.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: airlines; commiepigs; commies; communism; fearofflying; misery; northkorea; travel
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Air Koryo Reserve your seat with Air Koryo and dine on this fine serving of dog brains and boiled cabbage.
1 posted on 10/24/2012 7:17:10 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
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To: DogByte6RER
But you have too love the first class cabin:


2 posted on 10/24/2012 7:21:43 PM PDT by Gamecock
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Comrades, book your next adventure here at:

http://www.airkoryo.com.kp/en


3 posted on 10/24/2012 7:22:07 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

It does seem to beat our airlines in the flight attendant department though.


4 posted on 10/24/2012 7:22:52 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: Vince Ferrer

Comrade ... look only. Don’t TOUCH! Or else gulag awaits.


5 posted on 10/24/2012 7:26:08 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

Oh, fiddle, I wonder if any of this is going to mess up my planned vacation trip to Pyongyang.


6 posted on 10/24/2012 7:28:27 PM PDT by Robwin
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To: Gamecock

My college frat mate now works for Dell Asia and 3 years ago, he flew Air Zimbabwe as Dell assigned him to an NGO outfit (some liberal group). The first thing he noticed were that the stewardesses were surprisingly hot and that was the only good part which turned into a comedy from Zimbabwe to Nairobi.

The dinner served was spam with pork n beans, and he saw 2 cockroaches zip by on his seat. When the plane finally landed, the jet engine went up in smoke plus 3 laptops were stolen from his baggage.


7 posted on 10/24/2012 7:32:44 PM PDT by max americana (Make the world a better place by punching a liberal in the face)
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To: TigerLikesRooster

Ping.


8 posted on 10/24/2012 7:33:27 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: DogByte6RER; TigerLikesRooster

NorKs also created a cruise ship industry.... it’s pretty bad too, lol


9 posted on 10/24/2012 7:34:48 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Gamecock

is that couch not bolted down??


10 posted on 10/24/2012 7:35:54 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: max americana

A few years ago I flew from Johannesburg to London, twice in two months. Both times on British Airways. Second time I scored an upgrade to Business Class. Great food, good wine.

Interesting part was before takeoff they sprayed insecticide throughout the cabin. So no cockroaches.


11 posted on 10/24/2012 7:38:05 PM PDT by Gamecock
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To: DogByte6RER

Egad, Vomit on a Tortilla.


12 posted on 10/24/2012 7:39:27 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: GeronL

No need, the aircraft can’t get off the ground anyway.


13 posted on 10/24/2012 7:40:18 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: DogByte6RER
World's worst airline? Not quite.Here's the worst,my flight was terrible.

The World's Worst Airline

14 posted on 10/24/2012 7:42:08 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Ambassador Stevens Is Dead And The Chevy Volt Is Alive)
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Air Koryo Reserve your seat with Air Koryo and dine on this fine serving of dog brains and boiled cabbage.
Stop complaining. North Koreans have ratted out family members for less.
15 posted on 10/24/2012 7:43:32 PM PDT by rmlew ("Mosques are our barracks, minarets our bayonets, domes our helmets, the believers our soldiers.")
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To: rmlew

bump


16 posted on 10/24/2012 7:44:45 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Gamecock

The sofa in first class doubles as a coffin.


17 posted on 10/24/2012 7:45:05 PM PDT by Zeneta (Why are so many people searching for something that has already found us ?)
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To: DogByte6RER

Wow a whopping four cities.


18 posted on 10/24/2012 7:57:41 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
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To: rdl6989

Yep, this is a major airline for sure. heh. The only one in North Korea, or El Prison Norte


19 posted on 10/24/2012 7:59:21 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Vince Ferrer
Over the last 4-5 years I've flown quite a bit on Chinese domestic airlines. China Southern, Air China, Shenzhen Airlines, Dragon Air.

The flight attendants are always knockouts...

20 posted on 10/24/2012 8:00:44 PM PDT by THX 1138 ("Harry, I have a gift.")
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