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University of Tennessee student denies 'butt chugging' reports, claiming he's a Christian...
NY Daily News ^
| 10/3/12
| By Erik Ortiz AND Anthony Bartkewicz
Posted on 10/03/2012 2:55:23 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper
Theres no butts about it.
A University of Tennessee student who allegedly binged on alcohol by butt chugging denied that he was hospitalized for the dangerous activity, claiming hed never do such a thing because it would violate Gods law.
In a rambling written statement, 20-year-old Alexander (Xander) Broughton said, I am a Christian who would never desecrate my body in that manner.
That manner would be consuming alcohol through a rubber tube inserted into his rectum.
Broughton, of Memphis, was taken to a Knoxville hospital Sept. 22 with a blood-alcohol level at a life-threatening .40, according to reports.
The scandal led to the suspension of his Pi Kappa Alpha frat chapter through spring 2015, outraging his frat brothers.
(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Tennessee
KEYWORDS: buttchugging; education; nohomo; religion; tennessee; ut
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To: SoFloFreeper
He needs to detox his buttocks.
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posted on
10/03/2012 3:13:53 PM PDT
by
JediJones
(ROMNEY/RYAN: TURNAROUND ARTISTS ***** OBAMA/BIDEN: BULL $HIT ARTISTS)
To: BipolarBob
So his story is he is a drunk who passes out and craps his pants but denies butt-chugging because its not Christian. Things that make you go hmmmmmmm.You might want to put a capital H and in bold in that hmmmmmmm. other wise it might look like mmmmmmmm
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posted on
10/03/2012 3:16:45 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(Happiness is not a destination, its a way of life.)
To: SoFloFreeper
“Here...hold muh butt a minute..”
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posted on
10/03/2012 3:17:55 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
("Socialism only works...in Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they have it." - RR)
To: SoFloFreeper
So, taking your booze up the bum is a sin but drinking yourself into an acoholic coma is just peachy keen? (not that I believe him)
To: SoFloFreeper
So much for the fine light aroma.
To: SoFloFreeper
Well at least he put his heavy drinking days behind him.
To: DallasSun
Do you have an ASSprin?
I’m hungover.....
To: HoneysuckleTN
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posted on
10/03/2012 3:25:42 PM PDT
by
DallasSun
(Courage~Fear that has said its prayers.)
To: SoFloFreeper
Butt chugging is better for you than drinking. When you drink, the alcohol is absorbed by you small intestines, and follows the blood circulate directly to your liver. When you butt chug, the alcohol is absorbed by your large intestines, and is circulated throughout your body before it gets to your liver. That is why many drugs are administered via suppositories.
These college kids are so smart!
To: CrappieLuck
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....Okay. You made me laugh! Gives one pause for thought when a guy asks you out for a drink.
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posted on
10/03/2012 3:27:14 PM PDT
by
DallasSun
(Courage~Fear that has said its prayers.)
To: mountn man
It is definitely a Hmmmmmmmm and not a mmmmmmmmm.
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posted on
10/03/2012 3:28:58 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
("It was a form of exorcism. I was choking the devil out of her".)
To: Born to Conserve
Butt chugging is better for you than drinking. When you drink, the alcohol is absorbed by you small intestines, and follows the blood circulate directly to your liver. When you butt chug, the alcohol is absorbed by your large intestines, and is circulated throughout your body before it gets to your liver. That is why many drugs are administered via suppositories. I know you're joking (well, I hope), but...
...just to be clear, alcoholic enemas are VERY dangerous, because it bypasses the toxin filtering mechanisms contained in the upper GI system. Hence toxins, as well as alcohol, pass directly into the blood stream, to dangerous effect.
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posted on
10/03/2012 3:38:11 PM PDT
by
Yossarian
("All the charm of Nixon. All the competency of Carter." - SF Chronicle comment post on Obama)
To: All
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posted on
10/03/2012 3:38:38 PM PDT
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: Sloth
“Putteth not a pipe, nor a straw, nor a hollow reed, nor a hose up thine end that stinks to follow strong drink; follow thine instincts I gaveth thee, thou knuckleheads. Don’t make me Me come down there.” Leviticracks 4:2.8
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posted on
10/03/2012 3:41:21 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives)
Sounds like little Yander is protesting just a bit too much.
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posted on
10/03/2012 3:47:08 PM PDT
by
alisasny
(If you cant afford 10 bucks per month to save your own daughters ovary then vote OBAMA.)
To: Yossarian
At least Yander is not gay. I am sorry, to have a press conference where his lawyer threatens to sue everyone involved because poor little Yander got drunk and nearly died....its just comical.
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posted on
10/03/2012 3:49:51 PM PDT
by
alisasny
(If you cant afford 10 bucks per month to save your own daughters ovary then vote OBAMA.)
To: musicman
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posted on
10/03/2012 3:51:39 PM PDT
by
JediJones
(ROMNEY/RYAN: TURNAROUND ARTISTS ***** OBAMA/BIDEN: BULL $HIT ARTISTS)
To: SoFloFreeper
38
posted on
10/03/2012 3:56:10 PM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: Fledermaus
Look, hes a PIKE! Theyve been doing stupid stuff since my college days 35 years ago. When I first heard this story and they said he was Pi Kappa Alpha I thought, figures. My chapter got into some trouble (regarding drinking, of course) about 45 years ago as well.
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posted on
10/03/2012 3:57:58 PM PDT
by
Bob
To: tumblindice
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posted on
10/03/2012 4:04:46 PM PDT
by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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