Ducks have been known to develop paralysis while in flight and tumble from the sky. This phenomena is often accompanied by a boom like sound as their muscle coordination ceases... I betcha that if a bambi just happened to walk into your sight and dropped dead of a sudden coronary failure, and then marvelously gutted itself and jumped into your freezer, you would not complain at all ;-)
Best thing about being out in the styx is that the neighbors also have a plague of bambis committing suicide on their property. No one seems to be able to determine why the rise in bambi suicides...
My dearwife was against causing bambis to have heart attacks right up to the time they ate most of her rose bushes.. Amazing how her thinking has modified...
Oh no! After being vegan for years, I am back to eating meat and have to admit that bacon is the best!
I am in a state with more hogs than people, so maybe we can ride out any shortage, but in case there’s a problem, can you freeze bacon? : )
Another good thing for me is that shotguns are a bit like ball point pens and wristwatches. That is, the functional difference between the best you can buy and the bargain brands is real but slight.