Posted on 09/08/2012 9:54:31 AM PDT by Kaslin
I’d like to see a porn version of Star Trek. I’d call it Star Skanks.
You can be Capt. Nipples, intergallactic pimpmeister, captain of the P.U.S.S. Enterherthighs
I’d be Dr. Fist, out of control gynocologist.
How’s that for a reboot? Does it meet your standards? Well, does it?
Sounds like something from Skinamax.
Indeed, Capt. Nipples.
Actually, Larry Flint thought of that one a while ago. The plot summery is "Khan releases the PSI2000 virus into the ships ventilation system which brightens everyones pupils. Dr. McCoy concludes that the only antidote is for everyone to have a powerful orgasm as soon as possible." I kid you not.
I LOVE IT!!!
Hey Capt. Nipples, are you ready for your closeup?
Evidently...Spock’s Ears weren’t the ONLY pointy things on him...
Badda-Bing!!!
I didn’t realize that was Evan Stone as Kirk. He usually has longish hair in all those comedic soft core stuff they run late at night. He’s pretty funny. I have a bit of a crush on Sasha Grey, but having seen a clip of her “harder” work online, I was rather shocked. I’ve never seen any bonafide hardcore films, just the fake stuff.
Sasha Grey chugs dong for cash...you do know that right?
At least she understands capitalism. Zero does the same for free.
“...At least she understands capitalism. Zero does the same for free...”
OOOOUUCH!!!
Waist high, across the plate,....OUTTA HERE!!!
Nice one!
I’m still trying to get past the “she chugs dong for a living” part!!!
Lost my coffee on the screen on that one.
Interesting, because Sasha Grey is a very pretty woman...why she got into porn, who knows. The $$$ ain't worth the risks.
“...The $$$ ain’t worth the risks....”
Hell, I GUARANTEE she ain’t living paycheck to paycheck like I am.
I’ve played by “the rules” and “the system” all my life, and I should be at a point where I can retire in 12 years or so.
Not anymore, thanks to this f****ing assclown and his commie party.
That kind of $$$ is always worth the risk. If I was younger, and knew what I know now about things, damn straight I’d be taking risks too. Maybe even THOSE kinds of risks.
She probably makes ten times what I make. More power to her.
“...She probably makes ten times what I make. More power to her...”
AND, I forgot to add, probably has one hell of a fun time earning that cash...
Obviously, those tax returns are going to be released on October 27.
Does anyone doubt it?
AIDS, Hepatitis and Herpes don’t go away...
“..AIDS, Hepatitis and Herpes don’t go away...”
Neither do the shizzle thugs, pissed-off, “oppressed victim” minority gangstas-bangers, junkies, hookers, and other scumbags I have to wade through to get work every day...
I take life-threatening risks every day where I work, getting to, and going home from. I work in one of the worst cities in the country, in one of the worst states in the country - a state that doesn’t recognize my right to defend my life.
I take risks, and don’t make near what she makes.
Given that set of circumstances...well, we all die eventually. Might as well have fun - and get paid big bucks for it - while we’re here.
She’s using whatever “natural talents” she has and profiting from it. And I’m sure she knows the risks. Just probably believes the benefits outweigh them.
Yeah, I know...”not what a good Conservative should say”.
But I’m older now, and life has taught me a lot of painful lessons. One of them, in the words of Jimmy Cagney in “Angels With Dirty Faces” is - “Don’t Be A Sucker”.
I see your point though... I just don’t have a problem with her doing what she does to make a living. Hurts no one but herself.
“I just don’t have a problem with her doing what she does to make a living. Hurts no one but herself.”
Me either.
You savage!!!
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