I’d like to see a porn version of Star Trek. I’d call it Star Skanks.
You can be Capt. Nipples, intergallactic pimpmeister, captain of the P.U.S.S. Enterherthighs
I’d be Dr. Fist, out of control gynocologist.
How’s that for a reboot? Does it meet your standards? Well, does it?
Sounds like something from Skinamax.
Actually, Larry Flint thought of that one a while ago. The plot summery is "Khan releases the PSI2000 virus into the ships ventilation system which brightens everyones pupils. Dr. McCoy concludes that the only antidote is for everyone to have a powerful orgasm as soon as possible." I kid you not.