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Chris Matthews: If Bill Clinton landed on Mars, he’d know how to do it with them - ‘Scuse me?
michellemalkin.com ^ | 09-06-2012 | Doug Powers

Posted on 09/06/2012 9:41:51 PM PDT by bronxville

Last night Chris Matthews’ legendary leg thrill shifted from Barack Obama to Bill Clinton, and then rocketed out of this world:

Chris Matthews, reacting to Bill Clinton’s convention speech last night, said, “I always figured that if Bill Clinton landed on Mars, he would know how to do it with them, he would know how to reproduce, he would know everything. He’d just instinctively know how to talk to people.”

“I always figured”? As if Matthews has worked through this scenario on multiple previous occasions — possibly for a little adult sci-fi feature he’s plotted out in his head entitled “Bubba Does the Borealis Basin.”

This is disturbing — probably even more so if you’re a Martian:

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TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: chrismathews; crazychris; mars
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1 posted on 09/06/2012 9:41:56 PM PDT by bronxville
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To: bronxville
- We all need some fun after DNC disaster week. Who better to make fun of than Chrissy. :)
2 posted on 09/06/2012 9:43:55 PM PDT by bronxville (Margaret Sanger - “We do not want word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population,Â)
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To: bronxville

The best part is that Chrissy wishes he were a Martian!


3 posted on 09/06/2012 9:44:52 PM PDT by Roberts
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To: bronxville

Clinton: “Greetings from Earth!.... here... have a cigar!”


4 posted on 09/06/2012 9:45:18 PM PDT by Safrguns
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I wonder if Clinton ever landed on Matthews.


5 posted on 09/06/2012 9:46:00 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Demoralization is a weapon of the enemy. Don't get it, don't spread it!)
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To: Safrguns

"ACK ACK ACK!"

6 posted on 09/06/2012 9:47:41 PM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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To: Bender2

I think that your satirical talents are needed on this thread.


7 posted on 09/06/2012 9:48:25 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: bronxville

WTF? Doesn’t he get tired of being made fun of?


8 posted on 09/06/2012 9:49:21 PM PDT by RC one
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To: bronxville

9 posted on 09/06/2012 9:51:51 PM PDT by Mormon Cricket
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To: bronxville

The clenis has tried to screw everything on earth, so branching out to another planet just makes sense


10 posted on 09/06/2012 9:52:15 PM PDT by JohnBrowdie (http://forum.stink-eye.net)
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To: bronxville

sissy mathews is always trying to find something controversial to say to draw attention to himself.

the sissy went off the deep edge a long time ago. it is amazing that anyone wants to pay him for irrational gaffes, bullying anyone that would dare go on his show, and his tingly legs.

when your viewership is going down the tubes, and no one will listen to you, the best thing to do is try to get on a conservative bashing show.

they will suffer you, support you, while they are losing money, and watch their ratings go down the kindergarten slide.

keep sissy on. he does such a goooood jooooob!

i think that msnbc will tank pretty soon. too much of a contest between gore’s channel, whatever that is. nobody watches that either.

let all the left wing cut up their little worm and divide it between themselves.

blessings, bobo


11 posted on 09/06/2012 9:59:43 PM PDT by bobo1
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To: bronxville

It sounds like Chrissy’s Tingle is acting up again.


12 posted on 09/06/2012 10:00:17 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (On 5 September 2012 A.D., the communist Democrats tried to kill God and failed.)
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To: dfwgator
Clinton, here's a light for your cigar!


13 posted on 09/06/2012 10:00:39 PM PDT by jonrick46 (Countdown to 11-06-2012)
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To: bronxville
He should be 'vacationing' soon; or just 'straight to rehab'. Perhaps he can room with young Jesse, Jr.

Really, Chris. Your habit of 'too much info' is way past the psycho/sick line.

14 posted on 09/06/2012 10:00:41 PM PDT by cricket
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To: RC one

Does he ever have thoughts that aren’t pervy?


15 posted on 09/06/2012 10:00:51 PM PDT by generally (Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
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To: bronxville

Wow we found someone dumber than Joe Biden


16 posted on 09/06/2012 10:01:02 PM PDT by ari-freedom
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To: bronxville

How gay is Chris? He seems to have a thing for Clinton to the point of fantasizing about him and martians and getting a tingle up his leg when he speaks.


17 posted on 09/06/2012 10:01:05 PM PDT by Dan Zachary
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To: jonrick46

The best part was when the stupid hippy released the dove and the martian thought the dove was attacking them so they fired on the dove and started the whole conflict....stupid hippies.


18 posted on 09/06/2012 10:03:53 PM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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To: bronxville

Tingles has marinated his brain for so long he can no longer have his regular homosexual fantasies about males in positions of power over him. He now must introduce martians into his homo erotic fantasies.


19 posted on 09/06/2012 10:05:25 PM PDT by Leep (I'm a Chic-Fil-- A-merican)
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To: Leep
Tingles has marinated his brain for so long he can no longer have his regular homosexual fantasies about males in positions of power over him. He now must introduce martians into his homo erotic fantasies.

If Chris is still drinking he needs to stop. If he is not drinking he needs to start drinking again.

That boy is one strange dude.

20 posted on 09/06/2012 10:10:03 PM PDT by cpdiii (Deckhand, Roughneck, Mud Man, Geologist, Pilot, Pharmacist. THE CONSTITUTION IS WORTH DYING FOR!)
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