What? What's that... 
you say?
Bill Clinton... 
coming here?
OMG! "--he’d know how... 
to do it with them!"
Wait, wait-- This all sounds... 
like a bunch of Mathews' typical bullfeathers.
Chris Mathews? Yes, you're the fella that said hearing Obama speak... 
gave you a tingle down his leg?
Well, I'll give you a 'tingle' you... 
will never for get!
So, the moral of this story is 'Just because you are screwing yourself with a big smile on your face... 
don't go out trying to screw others expecting the same results.'
Yes, Bender, because if you do that, it... 
means WAR!
As the last truly objective journalist... 
to appear on network television, I wonder just how Chris Mathews got into a position of self-importance?
Authorities say alcohol... 
suspected as a factor--
Yes, Tom, that seems... 
to sum it up nicely.