RNC protesters looking worse for the wear

St. Petersburg - Tampa Bay Times ^ | August 30, 2012 | Marissa Lang and Kim Wilmath

[Cincinatus' Wife]

TAMPA — The heat, the chanting, the marching: It was all becoming too much.

Protesters, who were scheduled to occupy companies owned by Mitt Romney's Bain Capital empire all day Thursday, were having a tough time mustering the gusto.

The plan was to start at a Domino's Pizza, about two blocks away from unofficial RNC protest headquarters Romneyville in downtown Tampa.

But after lunchtime, the tents were looking pretty cozy.

It didn't sit well with one Occupy Wall Street protester, a 21-year-old woman who would only identify herself as Ducky.

[Vigilanteman]

Reminds me of the old Communist era joke about the guy walking around with one shoe.

"Comrade, Comrade! Have you lost a shoe?"

"No comrade! I found one!"

[CitizenM]

I remember that when the B & B Circus came to town. We would all gawk at the side shows and the strange people, animals, and things that were featured. Now, all we have to do is watch the Circus of Occupiers...it is full of even stranger and certainly dirtier curiosities.

[Army Air Corps]

Good one!

[PapaBear3625]

"This is reality," said Tara Colon, 36, who has lived in tent cities since she was a teenager.

Any young woman who does not have serious mental or drug issues can find some man who would allow her to live with him in exchange for her sleeping with him. She's living her lifestyle by choice.

[SueRae]

Seriously...just what kind of statement is he trying to make?? Most ridiculous protest costume?

That was already taken by the Code Pinkos a few days ago.

[BwanaNdege]

The problem is, if you use soap for a rainwater shower, you’d better make sure that the rain will last long enough and strong enough for a GOOD rinse, otherwise you are a sweet smelling but very sticky mess until the next rain.

[BwanaNdege]

“Also, if it should start raining, pay no attention to him if he pulls off his clothes, grabs a bar of soap and a towel and runs outdoors for a shower.” Excerpt from “Dear America” letter http://jackiewhiting.net/collab/VietnamDocs/VNLetters.htm

Full text:

“Dear Civilians, Friends, Draft Dodgers, etc.:

In the very near future, the undersigned will once more be in your midst, dehydrated and demoralized, to take his place again as a human being with the well-known forms of freedom and justice for all; engage in life, liberty and the somewhat delayed pursuit of happiness. In making your joyous preparations to welcome him back into organized society you might take certain steps to make allowances for the past twelve months. In other words, he might be a little Asiatic from Vietnamesitis and Overseasitis, and should be handled with care. Don’t be alarmed if he is infected with all forms of rare tropical diseases. A little time in the “Land of the Big PX” will cure this malady.

Therefore, show no alarm if he insists on carrying a weapon to the dinner table, looks around for his steel pot when offered a chair, or wakes you up in the middle of the night for guard duty. Keep cool when he pours gravy on his dessert at dinner of mixed peaches with his Seagrams VO. Pretend not to notice if he acts dazed, eats with his fingers instead of silverware and prefers C-rations to steak. Take it with a smile when he insists on digging up the garden to fill sandbags for the bunker he is building. Be tolerant when he takes his blanket and sheet off the bed and puts them on the floor to sleep on.

Abstain from saying anything about powdered eggs, dehydrated potatoes, fried rice, fresh milk or ice cream. Do not be alarmed if he should jump up from the dinner table and rush to the garbage can to wash his dish with a toilet brush. After all, this has been his standard. Also, if it should start raining, pay no attention to him if he pulls off his clothes, grabs a bar of soap and a towel and runs outdoors for a shower.

When in his daily conversation he utters such things as “Xin loi” and “Choi oi” just be patient, and simply leave quickly and calmly if by some chance he utters “didi” with an irritated look on his face because it means no less than “Get the hell out of here.” Do not let it shake you up if he picks up the phone and yells “Sky King forward, Sir” or says “Roger out”: for good-by or simply shouts “Working.”

Never ask why the Jones’ son held a higher rank than he did and by no means mention the word “extend.” Pretend not to notice if at a restaurant he calls the waitress “Numbuh 1 girl” and uses his hat as an ashtray. He will probably keep listening for “Homeward Bound” to sound off over AFRS. If he does , comfort him, for he is still reminiscing. Be especially watchful when he is in the presence of women – especially a beautiful woman.

Above all, keep in mind that beneath the tanned and rugged exterior there is a heart of gold (the only thing of value he has left). Treat him with kindness, tolerance, and an occasional fifth of good liquor and you will be able to rehabilitate that which was once (and now a hollow shell) the happy-go-lucky guy you once knew and loved.

Last, but not least, send no more mail to the APO, fill the ice box with beer, get the civvies out of mothballs, fill the car with gas, and get the women and children off the streets – BECAUSE THE KID IS COMING HOME!!!!!

Love,
Dave

Versions of this letter circulated through various units in Vietnam. This was sent home by PFC David Bowman, Co. B, 1st Bn., 8th Cav., 1st Cav. Div., An Khe/Phong Dien, 1967-1968.”

[rabidralph]

This guy, Vermin, has been to several DC protests over the years. He usually wears a red rubber ball on his nose. The DC Chapter knows him well. Apparently, this is all he does. Where does he get the money?

[Chickensoup]

“Hands off my Vagina”

______________________

Rest assured, she should have no worries.

[Covenantor]

I was just about to post the following to your previous reply when I spied this wonderful post of yours.

Having washed with soap in the rain many times, I learned early to have an empty bucket at hand and to strip naked. The young lady from NY will regret her damp clothing in the following heat and humidity. Things get very ripe very quickly.

But you already knew that. Bless you for your service on both continents.

[piasa]

“This is like herding cats,” organizer John Alexander said. “You’re working with disparate groups, trying to find similarities among them.”

Mr. Alexander appears to have the IQ of Vice President Biden. The similarity is obvious : They are all sponges. (And they're all wet.)

[AFPhys]

I love it!

Occupy has their iconic image now - Boot Man!

As for ME, TEA party FReeper and protestwarrior, I will remain happy with Belly Girl as my iconic image:

.

[Army Air Corps]

Ah yes, the ever lovely Belly Girl.