The essense of social responsibility.
THAT’S WAYSIS!.......
They’re fattening up for hibernation and they get a little crazy. The problem with shooting a bear in your rumpus room is that you end up with a dead bear in your rumpus room.
There was a news item in Central Florida today (Fox 35?) that a black bear was spotted on ... wait for it ... Black Bear Lane. The anchor suggested a warning be sent to the folks on Lion Street.
We need bear welfare and wolf welfare. A bear broke into David Letterman’s house?
NBC news asked the neighbors, “Didn’t you notice anything funny at David Letterman’s house?”
“There’s nothing funny about David Letterman.”
“The bear was naked, believed to have recently used bath salts and purple drank, and was a known gang member with several prior felony convictions. The Reverend Al Sharpton noted that the rancher was white and the bear was black, so it should be investigated by the Just Us Department as a hate crime.
“When contacted, the bear’s mother said that he was a good bear, planned to turn his life around, and that it wasn’t right that he should be killed.
“He is survived by several cubs by different female bears.”
The more important point of that story is why are tax dollars being used for his two kids to play in their own back yard? I suppose that explains his mentality for rushing out to tell the msm and the officials instead of stocking his freezer and sweeping up the broken lazy susan.
...”Women and children and all other minorities affected most!”
Boy, I’ll bet the US Fish & Wildlife Service is p.o.’ed. I wonder if they’ll charge him for shooting one of their precious bears?
He was just lonely and looking for a bear hug. It turns out, the owner got a bear rug.