To: marktwain
They’re fattening up for hibernation and they get a little crazy. The problem with shooting a bear in your rumpus room is that you end up with a dead bear in your rumpus room.
To: Billthedrill
They’re fattening up for hibernation and they get a little crazy. The problem with shooting a bear in your rumpus room is that you end up with a dead bear in your rumpus room. You just need to call a mobile taxidermist.
Put him in a fierce front paws raised attack stance rather than the nosing through your fridge stance you shot him in.
6 posted on
08/30/2012 8:24:53 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Cardinal Dolan's DNC prayer is titled "Ritus exorcizandi obsessor a daemonio")
To: Billthedrill
After considerable thought I’ve decided that a dead bear in the rumpus room is preferable to a live bear in the rumpus room.
7 posted on
08/30/2012 8:33:56 AM PDT by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Billthedrill
20 posted on
08/30/2012 3:25:02 PM PDT by
archy
(I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!)
To: Billthedrill
The problem with shooting a bear in your rumpus room is that you end up with a dead bear in your rumpus room. Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you....
21 posted on
08/30/2012 3:26:31 PM PDT by
archy
(I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!)
To: Billthedrill
The problem with shooting a bear in your rumpus room is that you end up with a dead bear in your rumpus room. The problem with shooting a bear in your rumpus room is that you end up with a dead bear in your rumpus room. I've killed a few beers in my rumpus room. More than a few in fact!
22 posted on
08/30/2012 3:27:46 PM PDT by
archy
(I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!)
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