Chuck Norris once was bitten by a King Cobra. After 5 days of excruciating pain and suffering... the snake died.
Dude
Hitler finds our Chuck Norris is coming to get him
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrHmcpRAZNs
Thank heavens for that, Chuck Norris' King Cobra must not have been endangered either...well maybe that wasn't in Nepal.
You all ever see that piece on Discovery where that guy in Florida got bit by a cobra in the belly? He survived and one day when he was in the shower, the place where the snake bit him, was all swelled up and the dam thing exploded. He had a hole there with no skin all the way to the gut sack..I dunno what the name of that is. I got off the couch and headed right to the bathroom. I got a pretty good stomach, but that one about made me puke.
If he’d thought to let the snake live, it could have gone back and warned it’s snake buddies to leave that guy alone. He bites back.
Yes!
It's that in-between age. You aren't old yet, but the trips down the hall to the bathroom every night are getting more frequent. And stuff hurts, all over, in places you didn't know you had.
I have empathy for the guy. Grumpy is a state of mind.
Biting a cobra might be cathartic.
/johnny
Anyone remember the old carnival sideshow THE GEEK! Often a semi-nude woman dressed in skins who often ate snakes as part of their show.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can dry his hands with water.
Chuck Norris does not wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his den. The bear is not dead, he is just too afraid to move.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can find the floor of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris chews diamonds to hone his teeth.
Chuck Norris doesn’t hold his breath when he swims; water is too terrified of Chuck Norris to enter his lungs.
Chuck Norris can solve any Rubik’s Cube in one twist.
Chuck Norris does not jump; he orders the Earth to move downward several feet when he steps.
Man....bit by a cobra......chases down the snake.....chews up the snake.....let this guy be a monitor on a school bus.....
“You shut up and leave Cody alone or I tear you up like this cobra (chomp chomp)!”
That would be the best behaved bus of kids in the country.