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Fan Sues Dallas Cowboys For Burned Buttocks
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| 8-2012
Posted on 08/16/2012 9:29:57 PM PDT by doug from upland
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How much better would our society be with more doctors and fewer lawyers?
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posted on
08/16/2012 9:31:27 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Just in case, it has been reserved: www.TheBitchIsBack2012.com)
To: doug from upland
I say she burned her own biscuits! Didn’t her momma teach her to check the temprature of the griddle before dropping chunks of lard on it?
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posted on
08/16/2012 9:39:11 PM PDT
by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
To: doug from upland
The headline writer missed a huge opportunity:
Blonde Bombshell Burns Bum Basking By Burly Brawlers
To: doug from upland
“The bench was uncovered and openly exposed to the extremely hot August sun”
So..........this rocket scientist sat on it?
She was drunk. Dismissed.
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posted on
08/16/2012 9:44:37 PM PDT
by
Psycho_Bunny
(OWS = The Great American Snivel War)
To: doug from upland
A thread like this is meaningless without pictures....
....and let’s keep it that way!
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posted on
08/16/2012 9:45:38 PM PDT
by
lightman
(Settling for the "lesser of two..." is still choosing Evil)
To: doug from upland
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posted on
08/16/2012 9:47:17 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. -- George Bernard Shaw)
To: doug from upland
Wow, a black seat in the sun on a hundred degree day is dangerously hot... Who knew? What a dumb blonde, seriously. Hey, coffee is served hot, don’t hit your thumb with the hammer, knives are sharp... Any other common sense you’re lacking miss?
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posted on
08/16/2012 9:47:39 PM PDT
by
ThunderSleeps
(Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
To: doug from upland
I hate these stupid lawsuits!
Really burns my ass!!
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posted on
08/16/2012 9:49:22 PM PDT
by
djf
(The barbarian hordes will ALWAYS outnumber the clean-shaven. And they vote.)
To: doug from upland
Yeah, I get the mental anguish part.
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posted on
08/16/2012 9:52:27 PM PDT
by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(This stuff we're going through now, this is nothing compared to the middle ages.)
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To: lightman
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posted on
08/16/2012 9:53:51 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Just in case, it has been reserved: www.TheBitchIsBack2012.com)
To: tumblindice
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posted on
08/16/2012 9:55:20 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Just in case, it has been reserved: www.TheBitchIsBack2012.com)
To: doug from upland
I’d sue them for fraudulently impersonating an NFL team for the past 15 years.
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posted on
08/16/2012 9:56:51 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: doug from upland
Probably right. Her friend is from Hometown: PLAINVIEW.
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posted on
08/16/2012 9:58:54 PM PDT
by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
To: doug from upland
Whatever happened to using common sense now.
To: doug from upland
I always thought “that really burns my ass” was just a figure of speech...
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posted on
08/16/2012 10:06:44 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: doug from upland
You mean the woman is from Texas and isn't familiar with the concept of
branding?!!
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posted on
08/16/2012 10:21:06 PM PDT
by
Bratch
To: doug from upland
What was she wearing? Sounds like she may have had shorts on, and any kid who has attempted to slide down a slide in the playground in summer knows better than to do it again.
To: doug from upland
Incidents like this one really burn my ass!
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posted on
08/16/2012 10:35:10 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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