Posted on 08/16/2012 9:29:57 PM PDT by doug from upland
In Texas it’s dangerous to sit in an old car with vinyl seats. My people called it naugahide. They stopped making it. I guess the naugas were hunted to extinction.
sometimes i wish i were a dumb ass so i could do something so stupid and sue somebody over it...
No, they just learned to hyde during huntin’ season. :-)
Now that’s one hot azz!
Who the heck puts a black bench in a region where it gets very hot? They should be sued over this one.
Well, in this case, I am with the lawyers. Good grief. A black marble bench in the Texas sun is as hot as a skillet.
Not many people have the experience nowadays, and they danged sure didn’t learn about black bodies in school. It was stupid of the designer to put it there. Even in a winter sun it would be near body temperature
She’s suing? My achin ass!
Is she hot?
Is she hot?
Mmmmm, don’t you just love Tex-Mex cooking?
Anything for a buck.
Now doesn’t that just burn your arss?
Put some ice on your fat ass!
Most people with a brain as small as a pea would still have the common sense to immediately jump up off a hot seat.
However, we can blame this one on Obama’s green energy fiasco. The solar seat (the hot bench) was warmed by the sun to eliminate the need to use fossil fuel to warm the bench. However, when a stupid, lard assed woman sat on it, it overloaded the solar system and it fought back in it’s own way.
Must be that liberal schooling - not smart enough to know that the Sun makes things hot, or that pain means “get your fat a$$ of the bench, idiot!” The next time I cut myself shaving, I’m going to sue Gillette for everything they have because they manufactured a sharp object and told me to apply it to my face...
When I was young I had a friend whose mother was from Arizona. When the family would take trips to Arizona from Wisconsin to visit her family, it had to be during the summer vacation. My friend would recount all the precautions they had to take not only getting there (extra water bags) but also all the things they had to be careful not to touch in the Tucson, Arizona sun.
Sorry Ms DUMB ASS..
You do not deserve one “red” cent for your own stupidity.
Its 100 degrees you see a black stone bench sitting in the sun and you sit down on it long enough receive burns.
Your choice your problem..............
She was burned so bad that she needed grafts but didn’t notice?
Was she passed out?
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