I don't want you Freepers to make any cheeky, half-a$$ed, wise cracks about this stupid woman's war wound.
I don't want you Freepers to make any cheeky, half-a$$ed, wise cracks about this stupid woman's war wound.
Sounds like she wants her some glory hole.
This thread should be an interesting read in about another 30 minutes.....
can they sue her for a lack of common sense? although maybe white marble would be more humane.
Third degree is charring. How is that possible? How is it possible to sit still long enough for that to happen through clothing, even if it is possible?
Would we be saying these things if had been a white marble bench??
Personally I wish her luck.
Jerry’s old house was one of the worst stadiums I have ever been to.
His new house is such a rip off I refuse to visit.
“Caution. Objects on rear may be hotter than they appear.”
Do you know what really burns my ass?
A small fire about two and a half feet high..
Q. Any of you Freepers know how the Royal Idiot is like that bench at Cowboy Stadium?
A. They both tend to burn your butt.
Well, watching the Cowboys implode the last decade has burned my butt too.
Uh....uh... she was waiting and DE BUT got burned.
Stupid never ceases to amuse me....
Having been to Cowboys Stadium twice, I’d like to know where the black marble benches are. If the scrimmage was held in the stadium in July or August, Jerry would have had the roof closed. Texas heat, being what it is, would dictate that. Even if the benches were on the end zone to the left of the Cowboys bench, the sunlight still wouldn’t be hot enough to cause the alleged third degree burns. There is simply no way for that to happen under those conditions. Secondly, Cowboys Stadium is air conditioned. That would lower the heat on those seats. The seats would be warm but not scorching. I would just like to know where these benches were located if they don’t fit the scenario I outlined.
This lady is after a huge chunk of change. What better way to get it than to sue America’s Team and its owner. Jerry has some cracker jack lawyers and will win this even though he’ll end up letting lose of some cash.
Attorney Wash: “... I’m surprised there aren’t more reports of burn injuries from sitting on those dark, black benches.”
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Maybe they realized the bench was HOT and got up.
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Client-to-be Carillo on bench: How long do I have to set here, burning my buns, until I can sue and get lots of money?
Well, Jennelle, sounds like Global Warming has finally reached Uranus.
Does the size of her backside determine her reward?
I used to carry gloves so I could grab my steering wheel when my car was sitting in the sun all day...
Still I find it pretty amazing she got third degree burns though her clothes...unless her ass is so fat and big she could not feel the heat until it burned her...
