Man, there a lot of us klutzes on FR. I had a couple of guns once. I thought that I’d go target shooting in the woods a while back. It is the damnedest thing, but I lost those guns in some field.
Ya know, I was doing some welding in my workshop and a bird flew into the rafters. I looked away from my work for just a moment, and another bird flew in, knocked over all of my rifles into a heap in front of me. I dropped the welding rod on a pile of oily rags, and the fire department can tell the rest of the story.
So tragic.
Aliens abducted all my guns. I kid you not. Took the safe and everything.
Good luck finding ammo you worthless little green scum-sucking...
Hey, same thing here. I LOST ALL of my guns in a move. Don’t have a one now!
Sometimes people find them too. One of my acquaintances was walking through an overgrown pasture on a farm near here, and stepped on something that felt funny. He reached down, parted the grass, and pulled up a high-end Kimber .45 in a custom-made holster. It had been lying on the ground for some time, but was mostly stainless, and was in pretty good shape. He sent it back to Kimber for refinishing, which they did, and now has a $1300 pistol that shoots like a dream.