Thai MP Boonsong Kowawisarat 'accidentally kills secretary'

bbc.co.uk ^ | 8-13-12 | BBC

[dynachrome]

Police in Thailand say that they will charge a member of the Thai parliament with causing death by negligence for accidentally shooting his secretary dead with a submachine gun.

They say that the accident happened in a restaurant on Sunday night.

Senator Boonsong Kowawisarat took out a 9mm Uzi submachine gun while waiting for food, the Bangkok Post reported.

He told police the gun accidentally discharged and his secretary was shot in the stomach.

[x]

This is why we don't bring guns to dinner, people!

It was just one of those things:

He asked for her opinion of Shinawatra, and she thought he said Sinatra.

Things went downhill from there ...

__________________

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy.
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble.
Can't be too careful with your company.
I can feel the devil walking next to me.

[Gargantua]

Nicely bent.

8^D

[rmlew]

1. Just how bad was the service or food that the Thai Prime Minister felt it appropriate to pull out a gun?
2. Anyone remember that Thailand complained about rowdy American servicemen during the Vietnam conflict. I don’t think any of them did anything like this.
3. I apologize for all the bad things I thought about the fitness of the sub commander, who knocked up his mistress and then faked his death to get rid of her. This is much worse.

[TheThirdRuffian]

“I always take a submachine gun to the restaurant.”

Probably not a bad precaution, sadly enough.

[tumblindice]

If they brought me what they brought the guy in this Thai movie, I'd shoot someone too.

[Fred Nerks]

Tendjewberrymud...

ROFLMAO!

[vette6387]

“I always take a submachine gun to the restaurant. Must have been some bad food! “

Just like Eddie Murphy said in “Beverly Hills Cop,” “Nothing like a warm Uzi!”

[BenLurkin]

After that time my secretary put the errors from the first draft back into the third draft...

[freeandfreezing]

In some places submachine guns are carried for personal protection. I know a guy who sat down at a lunch meeting at an outdoor cafe in Israel and was unhappy when his three lunch guests put their Uzis on the table facing in his general direction. Apparently they were a bit uncomfortable under their sports jackets.

He asked if they minded if he changed seats, which caused a round of laughter and a re-arrangement of the firearms.

[Chode]

just damn...

[Right Wing Assault]

Senator Boonsong Kowawisarat

We've got Senator Hairy Reedisarat.

And a whole bunch more.

[married21]

If he didn’t want his secretary any more, couldn’t he have driven her off a bridge, like they used to do in Massachusetts?

[Moorings]

Moral of the story- don’t play with your submachine gun while eating red curry.

[xrmusn]

Outstanding...seems like only yesterday or so that I have had similar conversations....

Lady from Tokyo was visiting NYC and the hotel told her the bank had a better exchange rate for her yen.

First time she went in the rate was 75-1, 2nd time 80-1, 3rd time 70-1.

“What the matta? yestiday I got 80-1 today 70-1 - You cheat”

“Fluctuations!”

“Fluckyouamericans”

[Candor7]

ROFLMAO!>>>>>>>>>>>>

Djewish to odor sunteen??

[Candor7]

“Fluctuations!”

“Fluckyouamericans”>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Now thats pretty good! Reminds me of the dentist scene in Lethal weapon 4.

“Fruck you , you plick!”

I wonder what Boonsong’s secretary said? Did she live?

[jmax]

An Uzi???? WOW...that's unique. Usually in Thailand when someone ‘accidentally’ dies it's because they were on a helicopter that, for unknown reasons, crashed.

[Candor7]

That is hilarious.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Tendjewberrymud!

[Iron Munro]

"Honest - I thought it was one of those joke cigarette lighters."

[Iron Munro]

What the matta? yestiday I got 80-1 today 70-1 - You cheat”
“Fluctuations!”
“Fluckyouamericans”

The fourth day it was 60-1

"No, no. I know watt you gonna' say - flucted again."