Posted on 07/05/2012 8:01:09 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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(I thought those were only around Easter...)
Does anyone know if Rush still smokes cigars?
To me, that's an insult, it's as though he is the authority and you are the mere receptacle of HIS wisdom. You are too stupid to think for yourself. But that's typical of this conceited blowhard.
Steyn Steyn Steyn Please Please Please.....cmon.....
Must... resist... Clinton... reference...
I love Rush and have since first hearing him on WFLA in January of '89 (I was on vacation) but the only thing more disgusting than cigars are spittoons.
IMO
Mark Steyn would be a nice uplift today.
My goodness...have you ever heard the word "schtick"?
yes he does, and often when he is on air.
“To me, that’s an insult, it’s as though he is the authority and you are the mere receptacle of HIS wisdom. You are too stupid to think for yourself. But that’s typical of this conceited blowhard.”
Hmmm, I’m ready to receive your glorious thoughts, then , oh genius.
Sorry, but Rush can out argue anyone on the lib side. He’s simply smarter.
Period.
And yup, I do think for myself...got some pretty good patents and other things to prove it.
And you?
Yeah, hyperbole is lost on some people.
(Sigh.)
Yes he does...LaFlor Domincana chisels. Maduro and the new Oscuro.
I guess I better send in the guest listener then. Heard Herman Cain subbing for Hannity the other day; why not a stint behind the Golden EIB Microphone for the Herminator?
It’s been one of those years.
Since news always breaks while Rush is gone, I wonder what is going to hit the fan this week?
can anything worse than what happened last week hit the fan this week?
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