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1 posted on 07/01/2012 5:40:34 AM PDT by notsofastmyfriend
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Birmingport? ... Lots of things go bump in the night in that part of Jefferson County.


2 posted on 07/01/2012 5:45:26 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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swamp people?


3 posted on 07/01/2012 5:50:10 AM PDT by SIRTRIS
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I suspect it was a traffic fatality and will revert to the State Troopers.

It is likely the man was driving so fast his clothes were blown off and during the process he lost control and turtled the truck


4 posted on 07/01/2012 5:54:05 AM PDT by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... Present failure and impending death yield irrational action))
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The truck is registered to the address where it was found, but authorities have not yet identified the man inside, Self said.

Why is it that naked people are so thoughtless? They never seem to carry IDs.

6 posted on 07/01/2012 6:02:22 AM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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Deputies went to the home and found a pickup truck upside down in the drive. The nude man's body was found inside.

Sounds like a case of alien abduction to me. There are often reports of folks being returned to their houses with their clothes on backwards, etc.

In this case the aliens were REALLY sloppy.

Upside down truck...nude abductee!

/s

7 posted on 07/01/2012 6:06:12 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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Hey Skully ... I think you’ll be interested in this, I’ve already purchased your ticket ... see you when you get here.


8 posted on 07/01/2012 6:08:51 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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The truck is registered to the address where it was found, but authorities have not yet identified the man inside, Self said.

So he said to himself, "Self, ..."

9 posted on 07/01/2012 6:09:53 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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What makes them think it was a suspiscious death?


12 posted on 07/01/2012 6:11:34 AM PDT by Venturer
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The body of a naked man was found in a truck upside down in a driveway ...Jefferson County sheriff's Sgt. Jack Self said the case is a suspicious death investigation.

LOL! Ya think?

15 posted on 07/01/2012 6:25:20 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Congrats to Ted Kennedy! He's been sober for two years now!!)
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sounds like he was banging the wrong woman


17 posted on 07/01/2012 6:38:52 AM PDT by yldstrk ( My heroes have always been cowboys)
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The moths got him...


20 posted on 07/01/2012 6:50:50 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1258 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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A lot of “nude dude” stories as of late.


24 posted on 07/01/2012 7:52:48 AM PDT by MachIV
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It’s just so gauche to be found dead these days unless one is naked.


32 posted on 07/01/2012 10:05:04 AM PDT by onedoug
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Hmm... Boy, some days, you just can’t make up any of this stuff. My imagination is like a mime in a glass box...


33 posted on 07/01/2012 3:18:26 PM PDT by redhead (C'mon, Inner Peace...I don't have all day...)
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