sounds like he was banging the wrong woman
Yep, shouldna never picked up that nekkid hitchiker gal, next thang he knowed she had him nekkid too and the mechanics of it all meant she was gonna drive, she sez. Too much trouble, let’s go back to my place he sez, so they hightail it down the road, turn in here, turn in here he yelled, and then she did. Boom! Hit the culvert. And she run off nekkid leavin him dedder’n a doornail in his own truck in his own driveway.