Posted on 06/13/2012 9:04:04 AM PDT by doug from upland
BARNSTABLE, Mass. A Barnstable man has been charged with assault for allegedly hitting his girlfriend in the face with a pair of designer jeans he had doused in wasabi sauce.
.....charges including domestic assault and battery and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon for allegedly attacking his girlfriend because she had received a text message from another man as they drove home from a bar.
.....he doused the woman's $200 jeans in the pungent Japanese sauce and threw them outside.
...she went to his home to recover the jeans, he allegedly struck her in the face with them, getting sauce in her eyes, then poured more sauce in her car.
(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...
I got $10 bucks says his middle name is Wayne. ;^)
There’s a sashimi joke in there somewhere...
>>>...really, pants are a dangerous weapon?<<<
I always thought her pants were what concealed the dangerous weapon.
“If you knew Sushi like I know Sushi...”
Have I mentioned that I’m an advocate of open carry?
Can’t argue with you.
At least that way you know what you’re getting yourself into.
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