Jalapenos with hemorrhoids. I have a hard time believing the pain lasts very long. I figure you would just black out from shock!
THAT SOUNDS EXCRUCIATING.
Join the sensitivity of roids with the firepower of the mighty Jalapeno. Why do I have visions of Medieval tortures and the Spanish Inquisition. This sounds like a good way to extract the location of a dirty bomb from an uncooperative terrorist. Induce roids and feed gallons of jalapeno dip. Instant cooperation. “I’ll talk, I’ll talk, just no more Jalapenos!!!!”
“THAT SOUNDS EXCRUCIATING. Join the sensitivity of roids with the firepower of the mighty Jalapeno...”
Ah, but I am not a sore-ass :), I do not have the ‘roids’. And the mighty Jalapeno is rather mild as hot peppers go. There are some hot peppers used in Hunan dishes that are really hot. And then there is the Habenero...I was cleaning some one day and brushed my lip with my finger...it hurt for two days. And after the first time cleaning Habeneros, I learned to wear plastic gloves...they will burn the skin on your hands.