Posted on 05/15/2012 8:17:45 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
The funniest was the kid you dressed like Rickie for Halloween and and Trick-or-Treated at his house.
No wait, did you hear Rickie dressed up as Fred Couples for Halloween? I was LOLing my ass off!
We turned it off just as we saw Gibbs. Should have watched it for laughs. Thanks for the link.
ditto that...I’d seen it before but it sure was honest fun
Major Congratulations Rush. You deserve it!
Didn’t hear about that. Pretty funny.
There’s Apple stores in your state so you’ll have to pay tax anyway. I’d get one there if I were you.
http://www.apple.com/buy/locator/service/
“Breastfeeders for Rush”—LOL!
wow.....thx....then another question.....from Fry’s or straight up at the Apple Store ?
I love clam chowder....discovered the Progesso brand and it’s great......
... my luck.....the clams are gay
lmao
Maybe third time the charm - here is the Paul Ryan response to Obamacare video
http://www.youtube.com/embed/PJ-p29xEM0s
I used to think USA was a safe network. Burn Notice, Monk, Psych etc. Now with the guy on White Collar coming out they’re writing in gay relationships on that show.
Apple Store has the best service IMHO.
Here here for MACS
I actually like CSI Miami. NY more for Gary Sinise ( i see they renewed that and the original with Ted Danson ugh. Miami was in a bad time slot.
It is on the rfood network and is great fun...you find some great places to stop in and get a bite...
Remember yesterday someone wrote this:
Rush Limbuagh, in pity, gives up his radio slot, to hasbeen, Mark Davis.
I wrote:
Did you see this headline: Rush Limbuagh, in pity, gives up his radio slot, to hasbeen, Mark Davis.
WTF????
true... why is he in a pity???
Rush got an award yesterday...CONGRATS RUSH...
I knew you didn't give it up!!!
It jumped the shark 4 years ago with the Tsunami hitting Miami.
Just turned on Rush. Trying to catch him in between commercial breaks. No luck. He’s pitching his tea on his own time. Too much. I turned him off.
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