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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Tuesday, May 15, 2012
The EiB Network ^ | 05/15/2012 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 05/15/2012 8:17:45 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).


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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Wonder if Crissy Matthews got a “tingle” up his leg when he did so poorly On Jeopardy “Power Players” version - he came in dead last - On at least four occasions, MSNBC’s Chris Matthews mocked Sarah Palin for how he felt she’d do if she were ever on the hit television game show Jeopardy!.

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/05/15/having-repeatedly-mocked-palin-what-shed-do-jeopardy-matthews-comes-l#ixzz1uwLt94fb


41 posted on 05/15/2012 10:02:34 AM PDT by FaithintheRight ("A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government." - Edward Abbey)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

That was painful!


42 posted on 05/15/2012 10:03:15 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: FaithintheRight

Tingles is such a tool.


43 posted on 05/15/2012 10:06:55 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

In this dojo, pain is good. :)


44 posted on 05/15/2012 10:09:50 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Sarah Palin: More miles per sound bite than the closest competitor...)
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To: Rush Limbaugh

What the heck is that parody about?


45 posted on 05/15/2012 10:09:55 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: gov_bean_ counter

I’ve gotten so if a show has a Sodomite on it I won’t watch it.


46 posted on 05/15/2012 10:14:37 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Im just guessing here...but I think the “TALK ON” was because Obammy yaps incessently and says nothing?


47 posted on 05/15/2012 10:15:08 AM PDT by MagUSNRET
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Called 25 weeiks about Obama.


48 posted on 05/15/2012 10:17:24 AM PDT by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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To: MagUSNRET

I might be getting old but I couldn’t even understand that. And what was the context? Sodomite marriage?


49 posted on 05/15/2012 10:18:45 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Same here. Tends to narrow down the options these days...


50 posted on 05/15/2012 10:18:45 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Sarah Palin: More miles per sound bite than the closest competitor...)
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To: vacuumbob

thx Doc..I’m lookin forward to a machine that quits gettin wedgies


51 posted on 05/15/2012 10:19:06 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Son One get his gun rack yet ?


52 posted on 05/15/2012 10:20:12 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: Clint N. Suhks
Did you see the boys in the gallery Sunday getting their Ricky (Bobbie) Fowler on?

In addition to being a good golfer, he is one heck of a marketer.

53 posted on 05/15/2012 10:21:27 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Sarah Palin: More miles per sound bite than the closest competitor...)
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To: gov_bean_ counter

Sodomites are 2% of the population but somehow they are in every bloody show?

Looks like it’s going to be only the NFL and Antiques Roadshow left to watch.

Network advertisers will get the hint someday.


54 posted on 05/15/2012 10:24:23 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Don’t forget Lawrence Welk , and DIners Drive-Ins and Dives :-)


55 posted on 05/15/2012 10:26:16 AM PDT by MagUSNRET
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To: advertising guy

Yes he picked it up last night but didn’t get to show it to anyone. He started his internship for Paul Ryan today and is commuting downtown with his mom so it’s sitting in the driveway. I’m half tempted to take it to the range today. I actually may after Rush. When are you getting your Apple?


56 posted on 05/15/2012 10:28:06 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: MagUSNRET

I guess I’ll stick to old movies on TCM. But it took me a while to figure out that Peter Lorre’s character on The Maltese Falcon was supposed to be gay.


57 posted on 05/15/2012 10:31:03 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: MagUSNRET

“DIners Drive-Ins and Dives”?

That actually sounds fun, what channel is that on? Lawrence Welk not so much...


58 posted on 05/15/2012 10:31:13 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

A response to the Democrat ad showing Paul Ryan throwing grandma off a cliff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnE83A1Z4U

Get the whole truth on how Obamacare...


59 posted on 05/15/2012 10:33:26 AM PDT by FaithintheRight ("A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government." - Edward Abbey)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

lookin online right now for product description, price, free shippin and savin taxes....but I gotta pull the trigger today


60 posted on 05/15/2012 10:35:03 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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