Posted on 05/15/2012 8:17:45 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Wonder if Crissy Matthews got a “tingle” up his leg when he did so poorly On Jeopardy “Power Players” version - he came in dead last - On at least four occasions, MSNBC’s Chris Matthews mocked Sarah Palin for how he felt she’d do if she were ever on the hit television game show Jeopardy!.
That was painful!
Tingles is such a tool.
In this dojo, pain is good. :)
What the heck is that parody about?
I’ve gotten so if a show has a Sodomite on it I won’t watch it.
Im just guessing here...but I think the “TALK ON” was because Obammy yaps incessently and says nothing?
Called 25 weeiks about Obama.
I might be getting old but I couldn’t even understand that. And what was the context? Sodomite marriage?
Same here. Tends to narrow down the options these days...
thx Doc..I’m lookin forward to a machine that quits gettin wedgies
Son One get his gun rack yet ?
In addition to being a good golfer, he is one heck of a marketer.
Sodomites are 2% of the population but somehow they are in every bloody show?
Looks like it’s going to be only the NFL and Antiques Roadshow left to watch.
Network advertisers will get the hint someday.
Don’t forget Lawrence Welk , and DIners Drive-Ins and Dives :-)
Yes he picked it up last night but didn’t get to show it to anyone. He started his internship for Paul Ryan today and is commuting downtown with his mom so it’s sitting in the driveway. I’m half tempted to take it to the range today. I actually may after Rush. When are you getting your Apple?
I guess I’ll stick to old movies on TCM. But it took me a while to figure out that Peter Lorre’s character on The Maltese Falcon was supposed to be gay.
“DIners Drive-Ins and Dives”?
That actually sounds fun, what channel is that on? Lawrence Welk not so much...
A response to the Democrat ad showing Paul Ryan throwing grandma off a cliff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnE83A1Z4U
Get the whole truth on how Obamacare...
lookin online right now for product description, price, free shippin and savin taxes....but I gotta pull the trigger today
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