We're not as think as you drunk we were...
1 posted on
04/25/2012 10:44:51 AM PDT by
Nachum
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To: Nachum
Imagine trying to use that as an excuse after your wife finds you with a hooker.
2 posted on
04/25/2012 10:48:11 AM PDT by
muir_redwoods
(I like Obamacare because Granny signed the will and I need the cash)
To: Nachum
Too drunk for sex with minors, while on duty, to count.
3 posted on
04/25/2012 10:48:34 AM PDT by
Diogenesis
("Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. " Pres. Ronald Reagan)
To: Nachum
Too drunk to do your job. Wow that is an amazing defense.
4 posted on
04/25/2012 10:49:12 AM PDT by
Drill Thrawl
(The United States of America, a banana republic since 1913)
To: Nachum
From the pre-school child excuse level of:
“I did not inhale”.
5 posted on
04/25/2012 10:50:47 AM PDT by
EyeGuy
(Non-Holder person.)
To: Nachum
Oh yeah, that is going to make it better...
7 posted on
04/25/2012 10:53:51 AM PDT by
gov_bean_ counter
(Sarah Palin: More miles per sound bite than the closest competitor...)
To: Nachum
It’s pretty rich, Obama calling someone else a “knucklehead”.
To: Nachum
It’s pretty rich, Obama calling someone else a “knucklehead”.
To: Nachum
Too drunk?
With pleasure - I repost the picture of said hooker...
I don't care how drunk you are....
10 posted on
04/25/2012 10:55:46 AM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Nachum
All they really wanted was a big hug.
11 posted on
04/25/2012 10:55:56 AM PDT by
Gator113
(***YOU GAVE it to Obama. I would have voted for NEWT.~Just livin' life, my way~)
To: Nachum
Whiskey d*ick?
performance anxiety?LOL
To: Nachum
Whiskey d*ck?
performance anxiety?LOL
To: Nachum
geez doesn’t matter, they paid for her time, not just her services. Nonperformance is not the hookers fault.
16 posted on
04/25/2012 10:57:58 AM PDT by
delapaz
To: Nachum
I wonder how many conceptions there has been over mankinds history by men who thought they were too drunk?
The secret service needs new occifers that have the intellegence of at least a college student.
17 posted on
04/25/2012 10:58:04 AM PDT by
biff
(WAS)
To: Nachum
If one of them was boning Chewbacca, that defense might fly.
18 posted on
04/25/2012 10:58:58 AM PDT by
tumblindice
(Our new, happy lives.)
To: Nachum
I have a friend who was on the advance team for JFK. He has told many stories like this. Sometimes he was so drunk he would end up in the wrong city.
My point: It has always been so, they just have never been caught.
Moral: Pay the babe full price plus a tip.
To: Nachum
Obama said: They protect me, they protect our girls..
.they have affairs with Moochelle.....Yeah...an SS agent would have to be PRETTY drunk to want to be with the Wookster.
23 posted on
04/25/2012 11:08:14 AM PDT by
Miss Behave
(All ways, always.)
To: Nachum
Best excuse of 2012, so far. But the year’s young!
No....wait...he should have said he didn’t know that contraceptives were available so cheaply and he thought the government was paying for them anyway, or at least should, so he spent so much money on alcohol that he didn’t have enough left over for condoms. That would be a good meme combination.
24 posted on
04/25/2012 11:08:30 AM PDT by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(A conservative, a liberal and a moderate walk into a bar. Bartender says "what'll it be, Mitt?")
To: Nachum
Oh well, that makes everything OK then....move along.
27 posted on
04/25/2012 11:10:08 AM PDT by
prisoner6
(Right Wing Nuts bolt the Constitution togethegr as the loose screws of the Left fall out!)
To: Nachum
To: Nachum
Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas.
29 posted on
04/25/2012 11:12:15 AM PDT by
Ken H
(Austerity is the irresistible force. Entitlements are the immovable object.)
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