Posted on 04/22/2012 8:54:35 PM PDT by Nachum
Excerpted from Yahoo News: So, file this under awkward. A man who went online to look at porn “for the first time” in his life (while he was in a coffee shop) was treated to the shock of his life when he saw his wife of 16 years boning a bunch of dudes in said porno films. I mean, you think you know someone …
After seeing the unsettling clips, the man, identified as Ramadan, ran home to confront his wife — who, of course, at first denied it. But then when Ramadan showed her the clips — you know, the ones starring her and her ladybits — she had no choice but to come clean and admit her dirty past. What she did after that, though, is downright shocking. She told Ramadan that despite their almost two-decade-long marriage, and despite the four children they had together, she never loved him. That’s right, Ramadan had been had. Joke was on him. And if that wasn’t enough salt in his wounds, the pornos were made with an ex-boyfriend of hers. So there. As Ramadan explained: “[My wife] first denied it and accused me of being insane before I faced her with the films … she then confessed to be still in love with her boyfriend, saying he is as young as her and that I am an old man.” Nice.
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Part of me says bummer. The other part says rock on!
Centerfold - J Geils Band
Does she walk
Does she talk
Does she come complete
My homeroom, homeroom angel
Always pulled me from my seat
She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my angel
Could never cause me pain
Years go by
I’m lookin’ through a girly magazine
And there’s my homeroom angel
On the pages in-between
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
Angel is the centerfold
Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin’ about her dress
I was shy I turned away
Before she caught my eye
I was shakin’ in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues
Something had a hold on me
When angel passed close by
Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
Too see her in that negligee
Is really just too much
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
Oh, yeah
Angel is the centerfold
It’s okay I understand
This ain’t no never-never land
I hope that when this issue’s gone
I’ll see you when your clothes are on
Take you car
Yes we will
We’ll take your car and drive it
We’ll take it to a motel room
And take ‘em off in private
A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can’t deny it
Oh yeah, I guess I gotta buy it
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My Angel is the centerfold
...oh my
Great song—who says porno is “victimless”?
What an astonishing coincidence!
What an astonishing coincidence!
I see the parallels to voting for romnutts.
Hmmm, a video link in a thread about an article about pornographic videos, let me think about whether I should click on it or not...
Well, that’s awkward.
I think the wife ought to go into the equivalent of a witness protection program, FAST....
“Dammit, honey, you don’t **** me like you ****** him !”
“I asked the taxi driver where I could go to find some action, he drove me to my house.” - Rodney Dangerfield
Is his real first name Barry and her name Michelle? That’d explain a lot.
He’s insane and God forbid he forgets the anniversary date...
What possesses a dude to roll into the coffee shop one day and start downloading porn for the first time?
“I asked the taxi driver where I could go to find some action, he drove me to my house.” - Rodney Dangerfield
“I get no respect”.
“I asked the taxi driver where I could go to find some action, he drove me to my house.” - Rodney Dangerfield”
Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner!
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