Posted on 04/19/2012 12:49:13 PM PDT by US Navy Vet
What Happened??!!
You must have gone on a heroin like withdrawal being unable to post your idiotic vanities.
You’re telling me there’s no new servers yet??
What was all this recent “upgrades” that was supposed to make FR speedy? of which the speed only lasted a week or two then it was back to a snail pace again.
Murphy should be tossed, I know I won’t be voting for him during the primary, but whether enough folks are paying attention to kick him out, who knows.
onos!
That means poor ole man-bear-pig is NEXT!
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Looks like our db server is down. John’s trying a remote restart, reboot, so far no luck. He says he may have to drive up and get hands on. If so, will be down awhile. Sorry. Jim
FReepathon. Happens every time.
I think the servers overload because all the ex-FReepers and DUmmies come over here to see if FR made it’s goal yet and gloat back on their own playground.
My mind just went totally blank. Was blank; but now I see.
Sorry, tripped over the cord.
Ross Denton: Well Mr. President, this is Matt Crandall. He was cheif engineer when the “surprise” occurred.
President Jimmy Carter: Okay, Matt. Give it to me straight.
Matt: [ nervous ] Well, the water level began dropping in the core, and the pressure neared critical in coolant pump #2, and a negative function in the control panel prevented us from preventing the, uh, minor explosion which occurred in the main housing.
President Jimmy Carter: Hmm. Sounds to me a lot like a Pepsi Syndrome. Were there any soft drinks in the control room?
Matt: Okay. You’ve got me. You’re too smart for me, Mr. President, sir. I spilled a large Coke to go on the control panel.
Ross Denton: Well, there you have it, Mr. President. Human error. No offense, Matt.
Rosalyn Carter: Well, I guess that’s it, Jimmy. We figured it out now. Let’s get out of here please.
President Jimmy Carter: Just a couple more minutes, sweetheart. I don’t get to do this everyday. Matt, right now, what is the level of radiation inside the containment vessel?
Matt: Well Mr. President, we don’t know. The large Coke knocked out all our monitoring systems, and no one’s been able to go inside of the room.
President Jimmy Carter: Well, I’d like to go in and check it out. I’ve never seen the core of a water cooler reactor.
Ross Denton: Uh, Mr. President, it may be dangerous in there.
Rosalyn Carter: Oh look, Jimmy, why don’t we just visit the Hershey factory?
President Jimmy Carter: Please, huh? I think I know how to handle myself around a nuclear facility. Besides, I’m protected. [ lifts his leg to reveal he’s wearing rubber boots ] I’ve got my little yellow boots on. I wanna go in and take a peek.
Was it down for you?
Works great now!
I am taking on class on networks, and was thinking the same thing Charles posted, so I understood this without having to go look it up!
Lol. I’ve never taken hard drugs, but today I felt what withdrawl symptoms are like.
Sporkweasel is one word, and my Sporkweasel (my cat) is asleep on the bed. I had better warn him that people have designs on him for dessert.
“Rule #1.....pay the hookers!”
Now THAT’s funny!!!
I’m so depressed.
Honestly, there is really such a thing as a “flux capacitor”
See:
Search for: Flux capacitor
You will find several views.
Sun dials work just fine and the batteries last a long time.
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