Posted on 04/18/2012 8:58:45 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
funny is googlin “ my fishbelly white arse”
now there is a visual
lmao
Although it COULD be worse...it COULD be Mark SEE-MOAN
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thank you. We all need to do that EVERY time Mark Davis subs.
Davis MUST be purged from the list of Rush subs... there are plenty more good conservatives out there who could take over the EIB Golden Microphone for Rush.
I believe in creating word pictures when I post-—and Im guessing most people did not have to google to get a visual LOL
Don’t think Rush would do that to us, would he?
Mary Matalin is no substitute.
Anyone who would marry Serpent Head Alien Turtle Out of its Shell has problems.
I’d rather have Mark C. Moan than Davis methinks.
Well maybe I bumped my head before I wrote that.
I hope she doesn’t try to have hubby on as a co-host or call-in guest.
Well James would be more entertaining than Mark D. or Mark S.
James and Mary, proof that love is blind.
The Nuge got his start on Rush’s show?
Why can’t he guest host for cripes sake almighty.
Now THAT, Sir is a brilliant recommendation! SNERDLY! LISTEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Must be my “up nort” lingo that wooed you...
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say or do can and will be used against you in a divorce court.
You have the right to speak to a Colombian Hooker, and to have a Colombian Hooker during any partying.
If you cannot afford a Colombian Hooker, one will be provided for you at government expense.
YEP!!
Roger that.
Get Nugent on the air for Rush just one time, and the exploding lib heads would sound like the 4th.
MSDNC is going bats$hit over Nugent’s comments.
When Uncle Ted would host local Rock stations, he would push hunting and the outdoors, but wouldn’t be overtly political.
BTW, he meet his wife on WRIF, she was the traffic person, IIRC.
(Queen's English)
Leni
Thou art a knave, a benighted varlet. Fie upon thee.
(Queen’s English)
Leni
maybe
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