Posted on 04/18/2012 8:58:45 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
“Romney is using the phrase “he is a nice guy, but in over his head.”
- he is not a nice guy - I don’t like what is happening to The United States of America.
Reverse Seminar Caller?
I would think IMPR will be back but if not I’m sure one of us will pinch-hit.
That is exactly what I have been wondering. I was suspecting hackers because before I started listening to internet feed, there was occasional disruption of the radio that happened at the most important times.
I didn’t get any results with my complaints until I mentioned that it was beginning to happen during the local talk show, as well. They don’t want to lose the local advertising.
“nice guy”, my fishbelly white arse! He is a calculated, demonic, America hating, race baiting, mulatto Marxist Muslim sympathizer!
Could be.
Hey Nuge, protect your Constitutional rights. If you are going to meet with the SS, don’t go without a hooker.
One way or another, this thread WILL be up!
nope....it is the queens english
mornin...and dittos
You mean gay? hehehe...
Sorry, Mag, you left out the CHARLEY FOXTROT.
(Just to get some ChiefSpeak into the deal....)
Mark Davis Thurs. and Fri. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark Davis in on Thursday and Friday (yuck!)
Mary Matalin in on Monday??
Point taken! Bravo Zulu, Chief!
ok...that stung......lmao
We get Mary Matalin on Monday, but - be warned - the truly awful, highly-annoying Mark Davis will sub for Rush Thursday and Friday. Ugh, thanks a lot, Rush.
No EIB for me tomorrow and Friday...
funny as hell though ;-)
I’m going to 24/7 mail Rush our disappointment.
WHY does Rush torture his listeners with this idiot???
I. Will. Not. Listen. To. Mark. Davis. Not. Ever.
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