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Posted on 04/18/2012 8:58:45 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Ping. I didn’t see the thread posted, so . . .
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Dittos.
LOL!
To quote someone on a blog, “I hope this doesn’t turn into another ‘Bo meets grill’ story.”
I’m in.
FWIW, I’ve eaten dog. It was good.
Corey files career ending affidavit. Sucks doesn’t it Corey? Some people have the guts to uphold the law, others just uphold their rears.
I’m sure glad Rush is examining this affidavit, because its weakness needs to be well known by the public. I couldn’t believe the sophomoric nature when I first read it.
I don’t know if you noticed that I was complaining about interruption of the internet feed of the Rush show on my local radio station, but following the Sandr Fluke thing, the interruptions increased to about every ten minutes, timed to cut out all the ads and any interesting callers.
Well, I complained and the station fixed whatever was the problem.
Yesterday, in the last half hour of the Rush show, it happened again. The internet feed cut out and, on my I-Phone, was a blank page with the KGMI heading at the top and the message, sent from my I-Phoc on the bottom.
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That’s odd.
The sophomoric nature of the affidavit was matched only by the sophomoric nature of her press conference. Good grief!
Hey, that’s exactly how I measure the cost of things...in cans of beer! Beer is a great exchange medium. Is there anything it can’t do?
Any Stasi Trolls out there?
I think it’s safe . . . so far.
You know, you forced me to look up the word “Stasi” (a few weeks ago).
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