[MIchaelTArchangel]

Goodbye, Snookie!

[JennysCool]

Thank God!

[Perdogg]

That’s okay, Jwoww has flotation devices.

[BenLurkin]

Not so. Hussein stopped the rising seas in 2008.

[Deb]

Hahahahahahahaha!!! Another Obama promise broken. Fortunately, I have a new bikini and a vat of Tropicana!!

[GSWarrior]

Study: Sea Levels Rising; Storms Could Wipe Out Jersey Shore

Or not.

[JennysCool]

Of course, the backstory on this piece of hype is something along the lines of: the head of “’Climate Central’ in Princeton, New Jersey” is desperate for a grant, which he or she will split with the friend at CBS who wrote this article.

[circlecity]

So there are positive aspects to global warming, eh?

[fruser1]

Actually, it'd just move the jersey shore. Considering that climate in the past has gone from ice age to warmer than now without man's influence, if it's warming up now, it'd be better to use our resources moving folks inland than wasting it by working on getting humanity back to the stone age.

[bmwcyle]

Pennsylvania prayers have finally been answered.

[Fresh Wind]

Right across the street from Princeton University. What a surprise.

[RoosterRedux]

It won't actually wipe it out. It'll just move it westward to Pennsylvania...and isn't it about time that other states had some beachfront property.

And think how nice it will be to navigate NYC in a gondola.

[ryan71]

Does that mean the show will go away?

[meatloaf]

The Jersey shore is going to be wiped out anyway by the next monster hurricane that travels up the the East coast. They’re riding out an incredible string of luck. Wasn’t Agnes in 1972 the last hurricane to heavily damage New Jersey?

[syriacus]

Time to consult with the Dutch.

[mkjessup]

If this happened, you all KNOW that fat RINO Christie would just float away without a care in the world, and probably wind up in Jamaica.

[Thunder90]

PING

[Da Coyote]

‘The group found global warming is expanding sea water and causing ice sheets to melt.”

Numbers, please...such as, how much has sea level risen in the past 50 years?

Scientists believe by the end of the century, water levels will be three to four feet higher, with bigger storm surges that could wipe out low lying areas.

Believe? Nope, these clowns are most certainly NOT scientists. However, they more than qualify for membership in the West Wing Clown Show of Felon/Cretins.

[Army Air Corps]

Ping.

[BO Stinkss]

Reminds me of a Southpark episode.