Posted on 03/05/2012 8:08:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
slooooooooop
Oh it’s a long dirt nap list in Chicago. Many have ‘self inflicted’ bullets in the head before jumping off a bridge, poisoning, hanging, car blow ups, etc.
Carbonite Chat
Status: Disconnected
Matt K. - Lewiston, ME: Hi, my name is Matt K. - Lewiston, ME. How may I help you?
Matt K. - Lewiston, ME: Hi Michael
Matt K. - Lewiston, ME:
Michael Lacey: Apparently you guys do not want conservatives as customers. Me and all my friends will never use you again.
Matt K. - Lewiston, ME: Have a nice
Matt K. - Lewiston, ME: day
Michael Lacey: By the way there are twice as much of us as them.
Matt K. - Lewiston, ME has disconnected.
Poor women?? Remember, Sandra Slut Fluke is attending Georgetown U at $65,000 per year. But she can’t afford her own birth control pills???
LMAO. Ha!
Hoyer: Student should sue over Limbaugh comments
Must be a Chicago tradition. Sounds like the old black and white Untouchables TV show.
I say we give libs all the BC they want. /s
Only a partial. My connection is poor here so I have to go mostly by written opinions, reporting etc.
sarcasm, my friend. Sorry, thought that was obvious.
caught up on my shrews while on the road
a clean super video is being produced....keeep me in your crosshairs and when I get a heads up ping me and I’ll send ya where it gets linked...
Rush is having a GREAT day ..... Ms. Fluck, Carbonite, ProFlowers, Citrix, etc. ...... not so much! You know it’s just got to be miserable for them. :-)
BE BREITBART!!
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kewl
Yup. This is definitely organized-—behind the scenes campaign to intimidate sponsors, and some are eager to fall at the feet of the fascists.
We have seen this before.
I saw that. Already dictating how we need to have fewer and fewer children. I just wish liberals would self abort and leave more behind for those who wish to procreate.
I drove the entire length of the state yesterday and my van was blown all over the road from one end to the other. Quite a cold front that moved through!
Zero did this before,foret thename of the town rush actually wnet there with his ice tea.
The dear leader ignores anyone who is not in his direct constituency and the DBM forgets to talk about it,once again....
Senior Rush Baby ..... LOL, that’s cute!
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