Every week casualty lists like this come out of Chicago. You would think the units involved would have battle fatigue by now. At the very least, where do the replacement troops come from?
These bloodythirsty Vikings are not only well-armed terrorists, they are also masters of disguise; dialect; mis-direction. So successful are they in this cop-fooling ruse de guerre that their vile depredations are commonly blamed on other ethnic groups that are completely innocent! Innocent, I say!
Take a bite out of crime, Windy City Citizens. Report any missing lutefisk shipments IMMEDIATELY to your local police and Sheriff. Carefully track burglaries of costume shops. Check your local Public Library (sorry LIE-berry) for overdue language and dialect tapes. Contact The Avon Ladies to make sure none of them have been mugged and robbed. Ditto Wig shoppes. Also look for strange lights at night at Lutheran Church Halls. (That is where these fiends congregate to get stoked on lutefisk, akvavit, and Viking lore stuff. It is where they plan their heists!
If you spot one of these wild Norwegians in their trademark bulky sweaters, DO NOT APPROACH. Call Rahm Emanuel.
Leo Stoller
CHICAGO IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN EITHER IRAQ OR AFGHANISTAN 01/24/2012
Four of the nation’s 25 most dangerous neighborhoods are in Chicago.
Tracking homicides in Chicago
Austin sees 4th homicide of 2012
By Tracy Swartz posted Feb. 15, 2012 at 12:00 a.m.
Austin saw its fourth homicide of the year on Saturday, a RedEye analysis of preliminary police data found.
A 20-year-old man was shot to death in the 200 block of North Lorel Avenue, police said.
The West Side community area logged 30 homicides last year, RedEye data shows.
Citywide, gunshot homicides were recorded in the last week in North Lawndale, South Lawndale, West Englewood and West Town, according to RedEye data.
Eight homicides have been logged so far this month, RedEye data found. Twenty-five homicides were recorded in February 2011, according to RedEye data
http://homicides.redeyechicago.com/