Obama Trip to Lock Factory Evokes Smelly High School Gym Memories

ABC News ^ | February 15, 2012

[ConservativeStatement]

MILWAUKEE, Wisc. — Though President Obama went to Master Lock Co. in Milwaukee, Wis., to champion a payroll tax cut extension and extol the virtues of continued economic vitality, he began his remarks with a memory that evokes - at least for most men – an image of fungal rather than economic growth.

“You know, I was thinking about my gym locker in high school,” Obama said to chuckles of laughter from the audience of Master Lock workers.

[ConservativeStatement]

This pansy played sports? And people laughed at the reference? Gullible Americans.

[apillar]

Ahh, good memories. The school gym locker, when Obama first realized he was homosexual...

[cripplecreek]

He started out having the lock sawed off his locker and today he’s sawing the locks off everybody’s lockers.

[tet68]

Obama, “Say, being here reminds me of a time in
high school when some joker put a pad lock on
my testicles......any of you want to try a
combination on this thing?

[Fresh Wind]

Obama still stinks, after all these years.

[boomop1]

I bet his limo smells the same plus the white hut.

[Truth is a Weapon]

So he said in so many words: “you stink.” And people call this guy likeable?

[Iron Munro]

Open A Master Combination Lock With a Tool Made From A Drink Can
(click for video)

In case you forget your combination

[blueunicorn6]

The Middle-East is boiling.......the American economy is in the toilet.....unemployment is horrific.....and he’s thinking about his gym locker.

“Mr. President, what are you thinking about today?”

“Oranges....I’m thinking about oranges. Why are oranges orange but apples are red instead of apple? I went to Harvard law school.”

Obama is dumber than donuts.

[Energizer45678]

Al Gore is still looking for the combination to his LOCK BOX.

[Gaffer]

So....I’m assuming that Obama was talking about his habit of smelling jock straps after everyone in the locker room had left?

[SparkyBass]

[Made In The USA]

He was on the varsity croquet team, captain of the badminton team, and equipment manager for the varsity chess team (that’s where he got his executive experience too).

[reg45]

equipment manager for the varsity chess team

He threw away the king and the queen because they are part of the 1%. Next he planned to get rid of the bishops.

[dfwgator]

“Pawns of the World, Unite!”

[FreeAtlanta]

[dfwgator]

“AWOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Kim Cattrall, was definitely Not Guilty back then.

[OriginalChristian]

Ping

[gibsosa]

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