MY ENDORSEMENT FOR PRESIDENT (Chuck Norris Endorses Gingrich!!)

World Net Daily ^ | January 20, 2012 | Chuck Norris

[C19fan]

Our republic as America’s founders created it is under assault from extremists outside our country and anti-constitutionalists inside our country. Combined with the flailing American economy and global markets, Western civilization remains on the brink, as experts and all the GOP presidential candidates agree.

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For my wife, Gena, and I, we sincerely believe former Speaker Newt Gingrich is the answer to most of those questions and deserves our endorsement and vote.

[houeto]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight on.

[reed13k]

I would endorse Chuck Norris for Treasury, but he would turn it down - he knows having all the wealth on one side of the planet would tilt it off it’s axis.

[reed13k]

I would endorse Chuck Norris for transportation secretary - but he knows we aren’t ready for teleportation.

[TexasCajun]

Sarah Palin, Rick Perry, Jim Robinson and now Chuck Norris.

At least Mutt has Juan MeCain's endorsement.

[reed13k]

Chuck Norris for Energy Sec - Nope - He knows the grid can’t handle all that awesome.

[Track9]

Nightlights are afraid to go out when Chuck sleeps.

[maine-iac7]

ThinkingBudda - that’s some StinkingThinking ;o)

[Maceman]

At this point Newt has the endorsement of Sarah Palin, Jim Robinson and Chuck Norris. That’s good enough for me.

You left out Thomas Sowell.

[reed13k]

John Bolton once shook Chuck Norris’ hand - reason enough to make him Secretary of State

[ConfidentConservative]

Chuck Norris, great man with a brain.

Go Newt Gingrich!

[TexasCajun]

Now where’s the Nuge..?

Can't be far behind.

How awesome to see Palin, Norris & Nugent on stage w/ Newt.

Just wait until the T.E.A. Party rallies ramp up this summer. ..we're gonna have some fun.

[reed13k]

Chuck Norris looked out at the beauty of the Alaska Tundra and nodded once — thus Sarah Palin

[ThinkingBuddha]

Spare us from the Paul nonsense.

Yeah just stick your head in the sand and pretend that you are voting for a conservative in Nov.

If you don’t like obamacare, Newt and Mitt are your choices to get rid of it? Remember Romney care or Newts individual mandate? Their gun rights record? Could you remind me what Newt called the Ryan plan….was the word he used “extreme”?

[Track9]

You’re so right.

[TangoLimaSierra]

I’m very glad to see this considering his rapport with Huckleberry.

[erod]

Awesome, Go Newt! And let's celebrate with some Chuck Norris facts!

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

[Scoutmaster]

[maine-iac7]

THAT looks good - that’s a ‘gotta see’

(and I’m an ole great granny)..;o)

[newfreep]

[mylife]

Now where’s the Nuge..?

He went shooting with Perry.