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1 posted on 01/14/2012 9:16:51 AM PST by Kaslin
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Have to wonder what it would do to an applicants chances if he were to say his favorite animal was a gerbil...


2 posted on 01/14/2012 9:25:53 AM PST by bigbob
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My father was an HR exec, his job was recruiting salesmen. He did mostly college recruiting. He went to a college, interviewed about 50 or 60 young fellows, and picked out the one or two who would make a good salesman.

This job is an art, something you can’t really learn without a lot of experience and having the knack for it. He was very highly paid because he was quite good at picking the right ones.


3 posted on 01/14/2012 9:26:28 AM PST by proxy_user
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One finds anti corporate crap posted everywhere these days.

4 posted on 01/14/2012 9:31:29 AM PST by I see my hands (The old sod ne'er shall be forgot.)
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Blender question: walk to the stem take off my belt wrap it around the stem and my wrists place feet on inside of blender ‘chops’ and enjoy the ride.

Superhero: DC Earth X composite superman

Color: blue

Animal: duck-billed platypus

And those have been my answers for some time now.

Oh and I like peanut butter and whipped cream sandwiches.


5 posted on 01/14/2012 9:36:06 AM PST by reed13k (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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I interviewed at Microsoft once. 6 hours of mostly odd questions - not as crazy as this article recounts, but still “out of the box” questions that require a deep understanding of what that box is.

While waiting my turn in the main recruiting building, I observed a guy come in and do the old (and now it is indeed becoming old) job-search tactic of showing up cold and insisting on giving his resume to someone in-person. Asked whether he had submitted online - and why he hadn’t - he became agitated because he had flown from Ottawa to Seattle (an expensive 6 hour flight one way) to follow the deprecated rule of thumb, only to be told in so many words that was a stupid thing to do. I still wonder if that was real, or a planned stunt to observe how candidates responded.


6 posted on 01/14/2012 9:37:31 AM PST by ctdonath2 ($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com/)
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To: Kaslin

As too the blender question...I would remove my corporate jet from my wallet and fly out.


7 posted on 01/14/2012 10:50:30 AM PST by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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Blender: Run around the inside perimeter of the blender, using the generated force to allow you to slowly spiral your way up and out of the blender.


8 posted on 01/14/2012 10:57:39 AM PST by Paradox (The rich SHOULD be paying more taxes, and they WOULD, if they could make more money.)
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9 posted on 01/14/2012 11:11:51 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
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They prefer their applicants to calculate that even in a shrunken-down state, the density of your muscles would be sufficiently powerful to let you jump out of the blender. This may be the right answer if you believe the so-called "laws of physics,"

It "may be", but it is not. Somewhere in "the so-called laws of physics" is the matter of compressing a liquid, which is basically what the human body is.

10 posted on 01/14/2012 11:39:08 AM PST by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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the shift from straightforward to twisted interview questions comes at a time when many people are questioning the effectiveness of traditional human resource recruiting techniques

It is more correct to say that it comes at a time when HR departments are looking for any reason whatsoever to pick qualified Candidate A over equally qualified Candidate B.

11 posted on 01/14/2012 11:41:32 AM PST by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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I an knock two of those down. Since I'm Superman, I can use my heat vision to melt a hole in the blender jar and walk out.

Asinine. No wonder a lot of large companies are so screwed up.

12 posted on 01/14/2012 11:42:24 AM PST by Tench_Coxe
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My husband had already been hired on one particular job a couple of jobs back, but soon he got after the job, the owner of the company and a few employees took him out to dinner. The owner asked my husband, “So tell us something about yourself we don’t know.” My husband responded, “Well, I like to wear lederhosen and pumps.” I think he’d fit right in at Google.


13 posted on 01/14/2012 10:57:56 PM PST by beaversmom
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The answer to the blender question is quite simple. You are shrunken to a size less then the height of a nickel. This puts you well below the blades. So when the blades start moving, just lie flat on the bottom and ride it out.


14 posted on 01/14/2012 11:18:34 PM PST by SamAdams76 (I am 25 days away from outliving Marty Feldman)
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