Posted on 01/12/2012 8:50:37 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Rush needs to stop trying to enlighten us what obama is, we KNOW what he is and we also KNOW how easy it will be for him to defeat Romney.
Never seen so many conspiracy theorists on one thread.
Good thing they don’t listen to Mark Levin or their heads would explode.
Hmmm...somebody fill me in please. So...supporting Noot, Mitt, Paul ....and who else? ...is evil. Please let me know who I can support and not support so I don’t get banned.
Rush is not selling out, he’s defending Romney against the liberal media, pointing out the hypocrisy of their praise of Warren Buffet.
Happy Birthday El Rushbo!
That’s a cute picture. lol. I never thought I’d see such attacks on capitalism, and people who have succeeded in the private sector from “our” side. I’ve seen several people in several forums and Facebook say that those defending Romney are just defending the millionaires and billionaires against the little guy. We’ve allowed ourselves to become engaged in class warfare and it’s sickening. Romney is a liberal Rino; and would move the Republican party to the left; BUT ANYONE WHO ENGAGES IN THE SAME CLASS WARFARE AS OBAMA AND OTHER LIEBERALS ARE JUST AS BAD AND DANGEROUS TO CONSERVATISM.
Now THAT’s funny LOL...However...perhaps they all SHOULD listen to TGO—they would learn a few things :-)
amen to that
for example a story comes up about say...peanut butter....and peanut butter is this and that and therefore , bad......and so a national radio host says noooo peanut butter is not bad.....the politics of peanut butter is bad
and from all that some scream....the host defends Jimmy Carter
huh ?
Ha!
Everyone, including Newt, should see the movie “Other People’s Money”.
Apparently he’s content on saving the Buggy Whip Industry.
Personally, I’m supporting ________ (insert name here), and anyone not supporting __________ is not a conservative and a Rino.
The same attack on Romney will be said of Newt taking big money from Freddie and Fannie. Now he just comes off as a hypocrite.
I can’t believe you love Jimmy Carter. ;) lol.
Political issues are a form of living scrabble. You can take it one direction and then take it a different direction and still win. Obama and the Democrats can use Obamacare to show that Romneycare was no different, so why bother voting for Romney because it would be the same voting for Obama. But Obama and the Democrats are still hoping that the Supreme Court upholds Obamacare. It gives them catastrophic control of the economy and boot on the neck control of the citizens. If it is upheld, Romney cannot condemn it because Obama can use it to neutralize Romney. Some issues have a multitude of applications depending on the spin of the particular party or party leaders.
I’d like to use a Buggy Whip upside his head right now. lol.
crap, that’s funny
If you will indulge me...I am sitting here and reminded of an old joke that seems appropriate...(and you can fillin the “characters” with anyone you choose...ie the media...the candidates...your in-laws...etc ;-)
Two women sitting on a park bench..(sound of someone walking by)
“Did you see who just walked by?”
“yes, why”
“Tell me, do you believe that horrible awful ugly story that is going around about her?”
“Certainly! What’s the ugly story?”
“I don’t know, I thought YOU knew”
“I don’t know, I thought YOU knew,but believe me, its TRUE!”
;-)
Neither noot nor Romney have a consistent record on anything other than flip flopping.
Excellent..thanks for clearing that up for me.
I wish Levin was on during the day.....he is soooo funny. I think I like him the best of all talkshowhosts.
MEGA-DITTO!
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